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    “And the both of you just assumed that, what? Jackie and I would just play along? Did either of us even factor into this stupid thing, outside of making us cum?” Shane asks, crossing his arms. He looks annoyed, one of Ilya's favorite emotions to see painted across his face. “Or was this all about your giant fucking ego?”

    Ilya smirks, and Shane groans, throwing a pillow at his face. “Don't even fucking start.”

    “Me?” Ilya says, buzzed and happy, thrilled to be irritating Shane as always. “Ego is not the only thing giant about me.”

    OR: Hayden & Ilya make a bet. Shane (and Jackie) win.

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    12 Feb 2026

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    It's the 2022 Winter Olympics in Beijing and Shane Hollander has been chosen to captain Team Canada. After being outed, Ilya Rozanov is not selected for the Russian Olympic Committee. And since his Canadian citizenship hasn't processed yet, he also can't play for Team Canada.

    Or: Ilya is an Olympics WAG and angsty about it.

    Note: This takes place in an AU where NHL players were allowed to compete in the 2022 Olympics.

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    12 Feb 2026

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    Shane Hollander is young and struggling. With people, with money, with life. He’s just started a new job and he’s working his hardest to be able to afford college and work towards his lifelong dream of becoming a film director. Shane doesn’t do relationships, doesn’t have the time or the mental capacity for sex or love or anything of the sort.

    So what happens when a beautiful older man comes into the restaurant where he works and changes Shane’s entire life?

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    Ilya is Shane’s fucking sugar daddy.

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    12 Feb 2026

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    His google searches consisted of the following:

    I can’t stop thinking about my husband’s stretch marks

    How do I tell my partner I want to paint their stretch marks and hang the canvas above our bed?

    Tiger stripes and other nicknames

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    4 times Ilya worships Shane’s stretch marks and 1 time he’s scared he’ll lose them

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    12 Feb 2026

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    The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.

    They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.

    It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.

    Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.

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    12 Feb 2026