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    Pilot detected.
    “I’m not the pilot. W- Where am I?”
    When the robotic voice responded, he made it repeat its reply three times, hoping to hear a different result. It never changed.
    This ship was the Hail Mary, carrying a crew of three. They were 11.9 light-years from Earth and fast approaching Tau Ceti.
    He wasn’t even in the Solar System. He was in fucking space for who knew what reason, approaching an entirely uncharted system, and one of three of the people onboard with him was dead while the other was still asleep.

    There was not enough fuel to go back.
    This was a one-way trip.
    A suicide mission.

     

    or the AU where Simon is from Earth, gets thrown into space right alongside Grace, and has the misfortune of waking up a little too early into the mission.

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    11 Jul 2026

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    On the very first time that Castiel manifests in front of Father Dean Winchester, he gets as far as "Rejoice, for you are blessed-" before Dean shoots him with a salt-loaded shotgun.

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    05 May 2026

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    The thing about plastic chairs is that they weren't a great substitute for an actual bed; the other thing is, Robert can't exactly afford to be picky and even if he 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 the internal debate is still ongoing as to whether or not he deserves a mattress at this current point in his life.

    So, the plastic chair stays and is staying for the foreseeable future. Besides, it's charming - in a depressing, minimalism-that-is-totally-not-a-reflection-of-his-inner-sense-of-worth way.

     
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    The fic where Robert has chronic pain and Flambae has warm hands. The two of them will figure out what to do about that eventually, right?

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    03 Apr 2026

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    "I am not in love with you anymore," Jean tells Kevin at his wedding reception. The lie tastes bitter, but the truth tastes worse.

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    12 Apr 2025

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    machine herald’s cumslut @gloriousovulation
    don’t insult machine herald like that
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    sar!! @goldenherald
    y’all don’t like jayce just bc he’s mainstream!! learn some fun and whimsy
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    machine herald’s cumslut @gloriousovulation
    learn to kys
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    [user @gloriousovulation has been banned.]

    When acclaimed pop star Jayce Talis and experimental producer MACHINE HERALD’s fans start an all-out war, they have to fake a friendship for the PR. Too bad they can’t stand each other.

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    08 Dec 2024