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    It's nearly time for Nandor to arise, and Guillermo wants to make sure he's prepared. In his bedroom, he strips off his robe and pajamas and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing a thin layer of petroleum jelly over the smooth expanse of his chest before brushing on a sparse sheen of golden glitter. His reflection stares back at him with a sly smile. Just like Twilight.

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    Guillermo wants to give Nandor the perfect New Year's Eve but pushes himself a bit too hard.

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    05 Jan 2022

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    “It’s not even 11pm.” Guillermo crosses his arms. “I’m going to McDonald’s.”

    Nandor raises an eyebrow. “To eat?”

    “No, to do pilates,” Guillermo snarks. “Yes, to eat. You know, that silly thing humans have to do. Which I am, by the way. Still human! In case you had forgotten.”

    “Stop with this,” Nandor grumbles. And then, “Okay. I will come with you to the McDonald’s. I will get my going-out cloak.”

    Guillermo stares at Nandor, who is already turning to walk away. He stammers, “But… why?”

    Nandor whirls back around dramatically. “You are the one who wanted to ‘hang out’,” he snaps. “So stop with this questioning.” And then he’s off, stomping up the stairs in an unwarranted hurry.
     

    Or: Guillermo and Nandor try to navigate their "friendship" now that Guillermo is a cool vampire murderer. It's super.

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    04 Jan 2022

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    After being with the Iron Bull for some time, Ellana Lavellan gains the confidence to share one of her more nagging fantasies with him, and he's happy to oblige her whimsical desires. After all, Qunari and elves can't have children. Right?

    A fill for: http://dragonage-kink.livejournal.com/12449.html?thread=48417441

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    01 Mar 2021

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    If director Dave Strider opens a restaurant, food critic Karkat Vantas is inevitably going to eat there.

     

    (a sort of ridiculous, sort of serious story about two lonely people who find each other through food)

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    02 Feb 2020

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    She realizes that Dave and she had been holding hands during their entire conversation with the trolls, and idly wonders what they thought about that. Probably just that they were clingy siblings.

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    30 Nov 2018