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Maybe he's born with it by bernieloverstuff
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
18 Feb 2017
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Joker insists on breaking into Wayne's master bathroom to primp and preen himself. Bruce is keeping an eye on him through security cameras, for completely wholesome reasons, of course. A batjokes one-shot fic. Voyeurism.
Bookmarked by occultra
14 Apr 2024
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all that glitters is gold by MarionetteFtHJM
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
22 Jan 2020
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Jaskier marks his territory (Geralt) in subtle ways and Geralt, being an uncultured dumbass, doesn't realize it until Yennefer points it out to him.
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- Part 2 of Goth Himbo Geralt archetype fics
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10 Dec 2021
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The List; or, The Five Times Remus Lupin did not Exhibit Trademarks of Homosexuality (and the One Time He Did) by sreka
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Nov 2019
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TEENAGERS, BEWARE OF THE “FRIEND” OF YOUR OWN SEX WHO:
1. Is too “nice to be true.
2. Wants to spend time with you alone.
3. Proposes that you be roommates and sleep in the same bed.
4. Writes you love notes as to a sweetheart.
5. Directs the conversation to intimate matters.
6. Wants to touch the private parts of your body.THESE ARE SOME OF THE TRADEMARKS OF HOMOSEXUALITY.
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02 Dec 2021
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Red strings of violence by the_captains_platonic_masquerade
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
20 Jun 2020
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Batman and Joker are captured and tied together to take place in an alien gladiatorial fight for the entertainment of an intergalactic dictator. They must resist the urge to destroy each other and plan an escape but spending so long tied to the one who holds such deep hooks within you can lead to "unexpected" outcomes.
Oh and there is only one bed.
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- Part 1 of Two sided blade soul mate theory
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Bookmarked by occultra
26 Nov 2021
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"What's your motive for this? For all of this?" Bruce says, gesturing to the chaos. "Why do you do this?"
The Joker smiles. He's alluring in the flicker of the fire, with green hair slicked back and skin the color of falling moons. There's something almost sympathetic in that smile. "Because I want this!" He gestures to the ruined people, and the fire, reflected in Bruce's irises. "I want you and me and Gotham, always competing in this addicting way of ours. And the funny thing is, I don't care who wins or loses, as long as we're both playing the same game."
His fingers grasp Bruce's throat, in a gesture both playful and menancing.
"You and me, Bats. That's all I want."
And around them, the world burns.
When Wayne Enterprises comes under fire for its lack of inclusivity, Bruce and Lucius organize the Inmate Rehabilitation Program- a rare opportunity for the criminals of Gotham to try their shot at a normal life, with the hardest worker winning the title of Bruce Wayne’s personal assistant. The Joker, in desperate need of entertainment, decides to join the program in order to steal the Wayne Fortune.
Things do not go as planned.
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- Part 1 of All Jokes Aside
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Bookmarked by occultra
25 Nov 2021