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Maybe he's born with it by bernieloverstuff
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
18 Feb 2017
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Joker insists on breaking into Wayne's master bathroom to primp and preen himself. Bruce is keeping an eye on him through security cameras, for completely wholesome reasons, of course. A batjokes one-shot fic. Voyeurism.
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14 Apr 2024
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all that glitters is gold by MarionetteFtHJM
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
22 Jan 2020
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Jaskier marks his territory (Geralt) in subtle ways and Geralt, being an uncultured dumbass, doesn't realize it until Yennefer points it out to him.
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- Part 2 of Goth Himbo Geralt archetype fics
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- English
- Words:
- 11,094
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 9
- Comments:
- 174
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- 10,683
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- 136,702
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10 Dec 2021
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The List; or, The Five Times Remus Lupin did not Exhibit Trademarks of Homosexuality (and the One Time He Did) by sreka
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Nov 2019
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TEENAGERS, BEWARE OF THE “FRIEND” OF YOUR OWN SEX WHO:
1. Is too “nice to be true.
2. Wants to spend time with you alone.
3. Proposes that you be roommates and sleep in the same bed.
4. Writes you love notes as to a sweetheart.
5. Directs the conversation to intimate matters.
6. Wants to touch the private parts of your body.THESE ARE SOME OF THE TRADEMARKS OF HOMOSEXUALITY.
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02 Dec 2021
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Red strings of violence by the_captains_platonic_masquerade
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
20 Jun 2020
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Batman and Joker are captured and tied together to take place in an alien gladiatorial fight for the entertainment of an intergalactic dictator. They must resist the urge to destroy each other and plan an escape but spending so long tied to the one who holds such deep hooks within you can lead to "unexpected" outcomes.
Oh and there is only one bed.
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- Part 1 of Two sided blade soul mate theory
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- English
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- 31,735
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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- 116
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- 1,002
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26 Nov 2021
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"What's your motive for this? For all of this?" Bruce says, gesturing to the chaos. "Why do you do this?"
The Joker smiles. He's alluring in the flicker of the fire, with green hair slicked back and skin the color of falling moons. There's something almost sympathetic in that smile. "Because I want this!" He gestures to the ruined people, and the fire, reflected in Bruce's irises. "I want you and me and Gotham, always competing in this addicting way of ours. And the funny thing is, I don't care who wins or loses, as long as we're both playing the same game."
His fingers grasp Bruce's throat, in a gesture both playful and menancing.
"You and me, Bats. That's all I want."
And around them, the world burns.
When Wayne Enterprises comes under fire for its lack of inclusivity, Bruce and Lucius organize the Inmate Rehabilitation Program- a rare opportunity for the criminals of Gotham to try their shot at a normal life, with the hardest worker winning the title of Bruce Wayne’s personal assistant. The Joker, in desperate need of entertainment, decides to join the program in order to steal the Wayne Fortune.
Things do not go as planned.
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- Part 1 of All Jokes Aside
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 135,173
- Chapters:
- 25/25
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- 331
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- 843
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- 27,745
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25 Nov 2021
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It’s like a beginning of a bad joke, the kind that people laugh at but nobody finds funny. Bruce Wayne goes to a bar to find out if the rumors about a new smuggler operating from the place are true and ends up getting drunk with Joker. It has to be a joke.
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Bruce tries to date Joker and keep him from finding out he's Batman at the same time.
Small consistency edits made in 12/28/2025
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- Part 1 of Love&Abuse
- Language:
- English
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- 146,957
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Comments:
- 816
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- 7,056
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- 162,630
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23 Nov 2021
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You Serious? by fieryhotaru
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman: The Animated Series, Batman - All Media Types
19 Jun 2014
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Joker is holding hostages so he can have sex with Batman. But their feelings complicate things. NOT movieverse
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- English
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- 19,374
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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- 1
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- 35
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- 584
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- 39
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- 10,975
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22 Nov 2021
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Getting Acquainted by Batfink
Fandoms: Batman (Movies - Nolan), Dark Knight (2008), Batman - All Media Types, DCU
16 Oct 2014
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What should Batman do with a blood covered Joker, face down in the snow? Getting a room was actually not his first thought, but that's what he ended up doing anyway.
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- Part 1 of You'll Keep
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22 Nov 2021
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His Love is Viral by TimmyJaybird
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Movies - Nolan)
22 Sep 2013
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He's found out who Batman is- and Bruce isn't sure how. All he's sure of is that he's staring at the Joker's hips in broad daylight, on his personal phone- wondering how he's going to survive this harassment.
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- English
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- 16,808
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 46
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21 Nov 2021
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A Hostage Situation by kowaiyoukai
Fandoms: Batman (Movies - Nolan), Batman - All Media Types
22 Oct 2008
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The Joker takes a bank and its patrons hostage, waiting for Batman to appear. Bruce Wayne is one of those hostages.
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- English
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- 5,145
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 106
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- 9,436
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21 Nov 2021
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Batter, Batter, Swing by orphan_account
Fandoms: Batman (Movies - Nolan), Batman - All Media Types
07 Jun 2014
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The Joker steals a kiss from his beloved Bat, and then one from the illustrious playboy Bruce Wayne.
Unfortunately for Bruce, it's not that hard to put two and two together.
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- English
- Words:
- 3,574
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- 1/1
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 282
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- 112,498
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21 Nov 2021
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where the baptized drown by itallstartedwithdefenestration
Fandoms: Batman (Movies - Nolan)
22 Mar 2021
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Years of repression have left Bruce ashamed of his most taboo kink. The Joker attempts to help Bruce come to terms with what he likes.
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- Part 3 of through a glass, darkly
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18 Nov 2021
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Joker breaks out of Arkham on Christmas Eve to watch his Batsy work.
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18 Nov 2021
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A Short Drive Home by ArgentNoelle
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: The Animated Series, Batman (Comics)
16 May 2015
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Batman drives Joker to Arkham, and Joker tries to make it last.
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18 Nov 2021
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I don't care if you are sick, I'll still kiss you at every chance I get by torifrazer
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
20 Nov 2017
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Poor Peter's all sick and handeling it by himself doesn't quite work out, so it's a blessing that he had been in his boyfriend's apartment when he got sick in the first place and, that said boyfriend was obviously going to take care of him.
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25 Oct 2021
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O, Empathy by almostnectarine
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
06 Apr 2020
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“How did you manage,” asked Geralt, with infinite patience and only a desire to know the facts, and not at all a little meanhearted glee, “to insult a sorcerer while his tongue was down your throat?”
“Don’t make me recount the entire sordid affair, Geralt,” said Jaskier, with a surprising note of desperation breaking through his gruff monotone. “I’m already having a rather shit day and all I’ve done so far is wake up.”
“In my body,” said Geralt.
“Yes,” said Jaskier, with the insolent cadence that was unmistakably Jaskier’s, but in Geralt’s voice, emerging from Geralt’s face and frame.
“And I’ve got yours,” said Geralt, from Jaskier’s.
- Language:
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- Words:
- 32,624
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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- 1,323
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05 Oct 2021
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As the last year at Hogwarts draws to a close, Draco Malfoy behaves in a most peculiar manner, unintentionally revealing his bizarre fear of water. It's sure to get Harry's attention.
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- 11/11
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24 Sep 2021
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Harry enjoys a quiet life, working in his pet store, hanging out with friends, revolutionising wizarding animal care. Then along comes Draco. Harry is shocked to run into him after 10 years, but he's even more shocked to learn the identity of his girlfriend.
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24 Sep 2021
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Stiles and his architecture class are allowed to take a private tour of Prince Derek Hale's Castle as a school field trip. (This is written based on the tag Stiles' friends don't believe Derek exists/don't believe Stiles has a boyfriend.)
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31 Jul 2021
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Stiles and his architecture class are allowed to take a private tour of Prince Derek Hale's Castle as a school field trip. (This is written based on the tag Stiles' friends don't believe Derek exists/don't believe Stiles has a boyfriend.)
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22 Jul 2021