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    Lambert gave up on bringing his father to justice a long time ago. But now that he knows someone else is at risk, he is willing to resort to desperate measures. The kind you can’t talk about without being called insane.

    Magic.

    If it works, the summoned Witchers will make his father pay for everything he’s done. If it doesn’t…well, Lambert will get over feeling like a fucking idiot, and come up with a different plan. He figures he has nothing left to lose, so he might as well try.

    He could never have imagined how that choice will change his life forever.

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    28 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 32

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    Circuit breaker— an electrical switch designed to protect an electrical circuit from damage caused by overcurrent/overload or short circuit.

    Core rupture— the failure of electrical conductivity in cables due to broken copper wires caused by mechanical overloading/tensile strain of the individual cores under continuous bending stress.

    Alternating currents— an electrical current that reverses direction and changes its magnitude continuously with time.

    Grounding lines— a connection to the earth, providing a safe, low-resistance path for excess electrical current to dissipate.

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    28 Sep 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 21

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    Jaskier notices things, all sorts of things, but he does tend to lose focus too quickly to take those many observations and actually connect the dots between them, sometimes.
    When your brain whirls about as fast as Jaskier’s does, remembering things like taking your meds and paying your phone bill tend to slip your mind rather easily, that’s to say nothing of perceiving things that are apparently terribly obvious to everyone else but him!
    So maybe it has been almost three years that Jaskier has been flatsharing with Geralt, and while overall it has been a very amicable and efficient living situation, it isn't Jaskier's fault that he never realized Geralt is a professional Dominant who maybe also sometimes sees his clients in the flat they share, which would explain the weird private office that Geralt has but doesn't use for his day job as a vet tech.
    Well, this is awkward.

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    12 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 94

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    Geralt is a god of death who really doesn't want to be worshipped by anyone.

    Jaskier, of course, has other ideas.

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    “Geralt, forgive me, I…I should not have come here, shouldn’t have disturbed you. Please allow me to withdraw my prayer, no one needs to die,” Jaskier says shakily, and even though there is fear in the bard’s heart for his own life, largely there is regret and horror that he asked for Valdo’s death.

    The demigod sighs softly, going down to one knee in front of the mortal, and very gently tilting Jaskier’s face to look up at him with a gloved finger under the bard’s chin. The witcher tries to make his stern countenance a gentler one and offers the man a small but sad smile as he murmurs in his gravelly baritone, “That’s not how this works, Jaskier. I can…set aside your request, as it were, but it doesn’t just go away. A prayer made must be answered.”

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    “And what you see is not the dark. It's just the gods upturning ink pots 'cause they know what you'll become,”
    -“Inkpot Gods” by The Amazing Devil

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    08 Sep 2025

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    Where witchers are death, and Jaskier is a bard with a flare for the dramatic who keeps saying he wants to “just die” in any given situation.
    To Jaskier, this is just a figure of speech. To Geralt, it is very definitely flirting.
    When he decides to finally court the bard, it doesn't quite go as expected, and he finds out just why it is so easy for Jaskier to flirt with death.

     

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    Geralt tilts his head to listen, the corner of his mouth twitching upward. The bard has been flirting with him for weeks now, exclaiming he could just die, all over Oxenfurt. At first, Geralt thought the man was being dramatic and didn’t know what he was doing, but no one is that theatrical.

    “Little shit at it again?” Lambert grouses. “Just fucking court him already, pretty boy. Or I might just do it for you.”

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    05 Sep 2025