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After a debilitating leg injury destroys his self-worth and leaves him wondering if his life will ever be the same again, Geralt tries to navigate getting back into online dating, which he's never been good at to begin with.
He manages to match with Jaskier, and wonders what will happen when the insanely hot musician finally realizes that Geralt is little more than damaged goods.
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AKA "The disabled boyfriends fic"
"But how am I supposed to love you when I don't love who I am? And how could I give you all of me when I'm only half a man?"
-Dean Lewis, "Half A Man"Bookmarked by ohboyherewego
21 Apr 2026
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Jaskier's carefully crafted life as a bard turned spy is uprooted in an instant when his family finally decides that he is no longer disowned now that they have a use for him. When back in Lettenhove, he finds out that his father has put out a warrant for him. He has finally found a use for his bastard son. As it turns out that use is sending him as part of a tribute to the Warlord of the North. All of them under the impression he won't walk out of that place alive, Jaskier is determined to survive in anyway he can.
The first of a series I'm starting. Your classic Tribute Jaskier becomes the warlord's husband and dearly loved bard. With some bumps along the way :) Very slow burn...
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- Part 11 of Jaskier Centric Whump + Smut
- Part 1 of Witcher Warlord AU
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16 Apr 2026
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Harry Potter has never been normal. Even before he was born, he was a child of prophecy. So no part of his life could be called normal in the slightest. When given the chance to have a 'normal' life, does he even know what that means? No, he's gone through too much to even try, and he's too tired to care. It's too bad everyone expects him to be the upstanding son and heir of the Potter family when he's never had family before in his life though.
Also, the baby is a little difficult to explain. The baby who may eventually turn into Lord Voldemort...no, nature vs. nurture and all, and Harry plans to nurture the hell out of this kid.
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08 Mar 2026
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Harry thinks his soulmate is going to be his on-and-off girlfriend of three years. Spoiler Alert: It's not.
Harry Potter has survived war, Dark Lords, and the absolute nightmare that is the British press. A soulmate bond with Severus Snape might actually be worse.
or,
Harry develops a thing for biting remarks and getting insulted by one potioneer.
Under revision
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- Part 2 of Snarry
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31 Jan 2026
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Jaskier gets jumped by a bunch of bandits, who happen to be so dumb as to stab him with an ancient artifact. When he wakes up, the bandits are slaughtered, and Jaskier has a new hunger. He decides he can't and won't live like this, and searches out a witcher to kill him when he's unsuccessful himself. Of course......he finds Geralt, or does Geralt find him?
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When Jaskier wakes up, the light is uncommonly bright to his eyes, and he has to squint against it. He’s not sure he remembers going to sleep the previous night, and briefly accuses himself of gulping down the bottle of Toussainti wine he’d filched from the inn, leaving a few crowns in its place.He rubs his hands over his face, and realises that as he does so, the strange metallic scent that hangs in the air gets stronger. When he pulls his hands away to look at his palms, he stiffens. There are red stains on the skin, some of it dried and flaking in the creases.
It’s very definitely not wine.
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04 Jan 2026