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Tonight is the night. Vanessa is once again single, and Wade continues to be ready to mingle.
Except this week's game night, she brings over the new guy she's been seeing. A hulking, meaty, steroid of a human being with way too many abs and an obnoxiously chiselled jaw, who calls Blind Al "ma'am" and generally hates Wade the second he lays eyes on him. And just like that, the jealousy is back and threatens to eat Wade alive.
Jealousy over Vanessa, of course. Because it is definitely, absolutely about Vanessa.
And that feeling in the pit of his stomach whenever he sees Logan can obviously only be hatred.
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14 Jul 2025
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Maddie has her forehead against her hands, which are clasped in what looks to be prayer. “Okay, so – hang on, so Eddie’s gay?”
“Yeah.” Buck can’t believe they’re doing this again.
“And he told you he was in love with you.”
“Right,” Buck says.
“And you…” Maddie peeks up at him. “You’re in love with him?”
“Absolutely.”
Maddie draws in a long breath, and she splits her hands to pillow her face. “But you turned him down and told him you wanted to wingman for him instead?”
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Eddie confesses. Buck handles it poorly.
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23 Mar 2025
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Hopelessly Devoted To (using) You (but you're using me too) by BannersBestAttempt
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 Jan 2025
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“We’re getting married.”
It wasn’t very often that Wade couldn’t find the words that fit a situation. There weren’t many sentences that he couldn’t turn into a joke, a pun, an innuendo, something to lighten the mood, to earn laughter or groans from whoever was unfortunate enough to be in the same room as him. The one thing Wade prided himself on above anything else, no matter how many people told him to shut up, was his motormouth.
The same motormouth that was now silent.
Get your special sock out nerds, it's happening.
Deadpool & Wolverine Proposal AU. I really hope you like romcoms as much as I do, because this is gonna be an experience.Bookmarked by ohlavacakes
19 Jan 2025
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And It Feels Like Home by Curupia
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), Logan - Fandom, Marvel Cinematic Universe
16 Oct 2024
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It wasn’t immediate. The first month or so, Logan went to jobsites, did his work, and came home without a second thought. Then one day Wade made some offhand comment about how the shitty bathroom floor tiles absorbed blood like a fucking sponge and it was nearly impossible to scrub out and suddenly he was noticing different types of tiles and grout and piecing together the ideal floor materials for two guys with a healing factor and a penchant for coming home blood soaked.
From then on it was like the floodgates had opened and he couldn’t stop himself from taking mental notes at every job he worked. He wasn’t actually planning on buying something. He was just looking.
For the future.
DISTANT future.
Except…
The TVA had given him a truly disgusting amount of money he wasn’t doing anything with and real estate was a decent investment. He didn’t have to do anything with it if he didn’t want to.
It’s not like he was going to find anything he liked anyway.
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Part three of my home series is finally here! Logan is determined to make those housespouse dreams a reality. Step one, obtain a house.Series
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25 Nov 2024
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World’s Worst Wingman by DracotheDeathEatingCupcake
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
07 Oct 2024
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After seeing how supposedly heartbroken Wade is after Vanessa still doesn’t take him back, Logan decides to act as his wingman to help him in whatever way he can.
It’s just too bad that he doesn’t seem to realize just how unnecessary his services really are.
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18 Sep 2024