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The Risen Lamb and The Fallen God by onethirdofimpossible
Fandoms: Cult of the Lamb (Video Game)
11 Jan 2026
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The Lamb has defeated The One Who Waits and inducted him into their cult, and they aren't sure what to think about that. As they get a grip on their new godhood, they realize they need his expertise and allyship, but since they've robbed him of his last flicker of hope, tipping the scales in their favor isn't going to be an easy feat.
As Narinder, formerly The One Who Waits, adjusts to mortal life, he's unwilling to let the Lamb's claim on his crown remain unchallenged. With the Lamb at his side, and his emotional turmoil cloaked beneath a thick layer of millennium-old divine rage, their rivalry shifts to an arrangement neither of them can quite pinpoint. The Lamb meets his sharp anger with outward mercy, bitter as they still may be at his betrayal. It's the complete opposite of everything he's learned should be true.A "director's cut" rewrite of the slow-burn, enemies-to-friends-to-lovers series I originally posted in the fandom's very early days, this revamped multichapter fic complicates the original plot elements and character dynamics, incorporates new Relics of the Old Faith and SotF content, and commemorates every moment I've cherished writing for my readers, for my new best friends, and for myself.
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Pendulum by onethirdofimpossible for XMajorDumps, sitasita, BamSara
Fandoms: Cult of the Lamb (Video Game)
25 Dec 2025
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Collection of poetry/prose I've written for friends and mutuals based on their own Cult of the Lamb art/AUs/etc. So far, this includes xmajordumps's Convalescence AU, Payasita's narilamb art, Bamsara's Rehabilitation of Death AU, ballad-of-the-lamb's narilamb art, theonewhowanks's Two Brows AU, and bloominheresy's Eternal Vessel For a Voice AU!
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- Part 8 of CotL Poetry
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Lambert realizes, after they're married, that they and Narinder have never technically been on an official date. They're determined to change that.
Collab with ilidaeandquill based on the devs' Reddit AMA and what they stated the Lamb + Goat would do with their partners on a first date. The Lamb's first date, according to the AMA, would be a crusade and taking them to a flower field. I wrote the narilamb, Ilidae wrote the Shamgoat.
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- Part 17 of Narilamb oneshots
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Usually, it is faint enough to ignore. But tonight, simply cleaving their gauntlets through an enemy’s throat makes it settle on the tip of their forked tongue, where it will stay until it festers.
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The Risen Lamb and the Fallen God [Podfic Ver.] by onethirdofimpossible
Fandoms: Cult of the Lamb (Video Game)
16 Jun 2025
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The Podfic version of my slow burn enemies-to-lovers narilamb fic, The Risen Lamb and the Fallen God.
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Narinder's Kitty Shenanigans by onethirdofimpossible
Fandom Cult of the Lamb (Video Game)
08 Feb 2023
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The Risen Lamb and the Fallen God by onethirdofimpossible
Fandom Cult of the Lamb (Video Game)
21 Oct 2022
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The Executioner beheads the Lamb.
Bookmarked by onethirdofimpossible
26 Jan 2026
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“Names have power,” the god examines them passively, the claw on his thumb playing idly with the bell on their collar. “Why do you believe it is that you cannot recall your own, vessel?”
The One Who Waits can feel ten different emotions crashing over them at once, and for a moment the careful construction of their features breaks under the weight of despair.
Interesting. It is knowledge the host of divinity should already be privy to, as an extension of his own will. The death of identity in service of a higher power is something few will ever have the privilege to experience, not even his past vessels were granted such a right.
Admittedly, none of his former vessels came to him in death. Sacrifices must be made, and made willingly, to build the trust and steadfast devotion needed for his ultimate freedom. The Chained God knows now he’s been too lenient, but such oversights will be corrected shortly.
This next part he wants to savor.
Bookmarked by remainderofreality (onethirdofimpossible)
13 Jan 2026
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Something goes wrong. The crown is split during Narinder's defeat, splitting the power between him and the Lamb.
Narinder keeps a portion of his godhood, and the Lamb finds that abilities they had access to before are no longer possible: Healing is cut short. Powers are halved. And there is a very real chance of perma-death, as the ability to resurrect is not possible without full power, and the God of Death is not cooperative.
Afterlife and Purgatory are not options either. Dying means erasure. Gone.Lambert knows Narinder grows stronger by the day, crown or not, and yet keeps him spared as they try to figure out how to complete their own goals. Narinder vows vengeance on the lamb for usurping him. After a few unsuccessful murder attempts, he's in for the long haul. It is only a matter of time before the Lamb's guard is down before he can strike, and The One Who Waits is very patient. When a mystic being demands they save the bishops from purgatory, an alliance is in order.
Except...the lamb's actions and their presence begin to unlock abilities within the God of Death he didn't know he had prior to his imprisonment, among other fickle things, like emotions. The prophecy didn't warn him of that part.
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- Part 1 of The Rehabilitation Of Death
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Narinder and Lamb return from a harrowing journey, looking forward to some much needed rest.
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- Part 2 of Brittle Divinity AU
Bookmarked by onethirdofimpossible
17 Sep 2025
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Beads of sweat can be seen forming, and her shoulders tense and ridged. “They are dead, O’ Death. Permanently, we fear.”
Narinder simply blinks. “Is that so?”
“Y-yes, my lord.”
(That’s funny, because he feels very much alive right now.)
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After a short few days trip, Narinder returns to a frantically worried flock informing him that his spouse and The Leader of the Cult, has died and was not reviving.Series
- Part 4 of The Rehabilitation Of Death
Bookmarked by onethirdofimpossible
12 Sep 2025