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    Two glamoured idiots walk into a bar in the hopes of finding someone to help them forget about their mutual unrequited (or so they think) love.

    Russian translation:
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    18 Aug 2025

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    Hermione gains an unwanted assistant for her self-defense class and gets more than she bargained for. Come for the bickering and banter, stay for Draco's forearms and Hermione's library obsession.

    “Look, Potter,” Draco said, “I either get the month off work, or I have to quit. My family responsibilities come first.”

    With a sigh that turned into an exasperated groan, Head Auror Harry tapped his quill thoughtfully. Then his green eyes narrowed with a sly look.

    “I’ll approve it, Malfoy,” he said, “on one condition.”

    “I’m not sure you’re in a position to—”

    “Until May, you’ll be aiding Senior Undersecretary Granger with her self-defense classes.”

    Draco and Hermione gasped in horror simultaneously.

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    18 Aug 2025

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    It only took one night in the Bahamas.

    Jinu — who always insisted his rivalry with Rumi was strictly professional — finally let his walls down with the help of three glasses of black whisky and the sound of waves crashing behind them. Turns out, he had a lot more to say when there were no cameras, no stage, and no one else listening.

    Mystery, ever the quiet type, always kept Zoey at arm’s length despite her obvious interest. Well, not until he finally matched Zoey’s bold energy with something unexpected that left her second-guessing who was really in control now.

    Mira thought she had a type until two very different boys showed up. One had the kind of body that hit all her usual preferences just right; the other had a face that made her question everything she thought she liked. And suddenly, choosing just one didn’t seem like such a great idea… when having both sounded even better.

    And Baby Saja? He disappeared after midnight and reappeared at sunrise, half-naked.

    The Bahamas had never been messier.

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    One night in the Bahamas and suddenly everyone’s catching feelings, making out, questioning their type, and waking up with zero regrets and even fewer clothes.

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    13 Jul 2025

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    All she wanted was a jersey and a little revenge. Rated T for tubular. You've heard of porn without plot? Well, this is fluff without plot!

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    Indonesian by Niniraven22 https://archiveofourown.org/works/34407874/chapters/85626943
    Russian by LunaMES https://ficbook.net/readfic/13114867

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    21 Feb 2025