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Durchs Suchen und Stolpern lernen wir by onion_kid for TheDreadPirate
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types
19 Dec 2017
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Charles is the new school teacher in a small town. He has big city ideas for educating the town. Erik's kids are precocious and in some ways feral after their mother dies. Erik works in the steel mill, long hours. He shows up on the new teachers first day with flowers so as to make a good impression and a plea on his kids behalf. He was expecting the same type of schoolmarm that he'd had as a boy. So he's shocked to find a handsome young man (or omega). Maybe he attends Professor Xavier's night school? Maybe courting?A/N: Oh no! I'm so sorry to anyone who read this while the CSS was messed up and some of the lines were duplicated :( It's all better now.
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The fantasy AU that nobody asked for.
Sportacus is a washed-up hero, assigned to protect a peaceful town in the middle of nowhere. Everything changes when he befriends the powerful magician trying to run him out of town.
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Sportacus considers flying to Mayhemtown for some late-night stress relief, but it seems like he just can't catch a break -- someone in Lazytown is in trouble. Robbie helps him work through his frustrations instead.
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Sportacus has taken to giving out gifts. Robbie is incredibly uncomfortable with this.
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Sportacus knows that his soulmate is in Lazytown somewhere. Or he was, at least, for that one fateful afternoon. All he has now is the nightingale tattoo on his wrist and the knowledge that the man likes strawberry ice-cream.
Robbie Rotten knows exactly who his soulmate is, and he wishes he didn't.
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Lost in Shadow and Silence by IreneADonovan
Fandoms: X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), X-Men (Movieverse), Daredevil (Comics)
08 Jun 2018
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WARNING : DARK, DARK, DARK!
TRIGGER WARNINGS FOR IMPLIED TORTURE, SUICIDAL THOUGHTS, AND PTSD!
Erik leads a team of retrieval specialists, rescuing mutants from private and government labs. On one such mission, they discover Charles Xavier, brother of one of their compatriots, missing for nearly five years. He has been horribly abused, left locked inside his mind...
Partially inspired by Metallica's "One."
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11 Feb 2018
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Hannibal is a happy single father. Will is an antisocial ceramics teacher. Neither of them are good at relationships, but luckily, five-year-old Abigail is here to help.
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11 Feb 2018
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It's Office Not Orifice by Fullmetalcarer
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)
11 Jul 2017
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Erik Lehnsherr hates Charles Xavier. He's arrogant, patronising, condescending and entitled. He doesn't look like a head of department, he looks like some twink who should be standing on a street corner in too tight jeans and a cut-off tee.
But the sex is great. The angry, hate fuelled, venom filled sex is fantastic. Until it's not.
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Bookmarked by onion_kid
11 Feb 2018
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“You want me to what?” Robbie asked, disbelievingly. There was no way he had heard that right. He was having auditory hallucinations from lack of sleep or something. It wouldn't be the first time.
“You're going to be making a film at Lazy Pictures.”
Nope, apparently he'd heard right.
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11 Feb 2018
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Machiavelli Online by KesaKo
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)
11 Nov 2017
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Charles and Erik are each at the head of a mutant rights student union in their university. As they are known to bicker and argue, everyone assumes they must be enemies. Unbeknownst to all, Erik has in fact a gigantic crush on the extremely flirtatious and extremely straight Charles Xavier, so he decides to set up a female Facebook account to get some dick pics.
As usual with Erik, it’s a bad plan.
Translation avalaible in ChineseBookmarked by onion_kid
11 Feb 2018