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Whoever Falls First by liodain
Fandoms: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, DC Extended Universe
04 Aug 2016
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"There's more kryptonite out there. When the Superman returns, there's going to be an all-star battle royale in the criminal underworld. Every megalomaniacal freak will want a piece of it so they can get a piece of you. And some of them will manage. They'll weaponize it and won't hesitate to use it against you, and when that happens I will not have you flailing around like an idiot."
aka: Bruce teaches Clark how to fight.
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30 Jul 2025
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Padam Padam by frozenpotions
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU, Justice League - All Media Types
11 Oct 2023
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Batman's heartbeat keeps speeding up whenever Clark is around. For instance: when Clark greets him, half-naked, on a Gotham rooftop. Or when he uses his superstrength to save a busload of schoolchildren. Or sometimes even just when he smiles.
Clearly the poor man is terrified of him.
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20 Jul 2025
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Medium Rare by MargaretKire for angelzoo (shades_0f_cool)
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics)
27 Jun 2020
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Peter just can't get full lately. He eats and eats, but he's constantly exhausted and hungry.
Wade realizes what's going on before Peter does. And becomes obsessed with getting Peter what he needs- living cells in the form of blood and...other things.
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12 Jul 2025
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“Many travelers feel nervous about accepting rides for the same reason,” Hannibal says. “There is uncertainty on both sides of the equation. I have no way of knowing if you’re dangerous, just as you have no way of knowing if I’m, say–” He hesitates, licking his lips, and pushes the envelope. “A serial killer, for example.”
Will snorts his laughter, shifting to tuck his hands under his arms. “Come on,” he says, turning his head to look over at Hannibal. “The chances of two serial killers being in one car would be astronomical.”
Inspired by the tweet. You know the one.
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30 May 2025
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my boss is your bosses ex-husband and the divorce is making everyone miserable... wanna kiss about it? by brewstersbru
Fandoms: Captain America (Anthony Mackie Movies), Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
20 May 2025
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MAY BE SPOILERS FOR THUNDERBOLTS*
There is a man in the compound, someone Bob has never seen before. Golden skin, crinkles beside dark brown eyes, and hair that curls just above his eyebrows. He is a very pretty man, but he is also a stranger, and Bucky had told him in no uncertain terms to press the panic button immediately if a stranger ever broke in.
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goldenwings parent-trap shenanigans ! i saw someone talking about these two trying to undivorce sambucky on twitter and of course the brainrot started...
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25 May 2025