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  1. Public Bookmark 72

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    Set Pre-Quest. Out in what's considered the far flung borders of the Shire, Oatbarton holds one of the most rambunctious Harvestmath festivals around; the sort that 'respectable' hobbits like the Sackville-Baggins wouldn't be caught dead at. It's the one night to go wild.

    Perfect, Frodo thinks, for one last hurrah before moving to the Shire proper.

    (Or in which poor life choices are made.)

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    23 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 13

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    “Oh!” Dirk does the finger-pointing thing, the one Todd hates because it usually means he’s had a monumentally bad idea and he’s about to try and convince Todd to join in.

    “Whatever you’re thinking, it’s a no.”

    "No, no, hear me out,” he says, and spreads his hands out in front of him like he’s picturing another brass plaque to hang beneath the one at the agency. “Dirk Gently’s Holistic Massage Services. Full body, free of charge.”

    In which Dirk helps Todd get high and make mistakes.

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    08 Jan 2026

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    When one of Frodo's older cousins comes for a visit, he lets slip that Frodo had a tryst with a lad back at Brandy Hall. Bilbo decides to do what he can to help Frodo feel free to court who he pleases, and tries to go about setting him up with someone. Turns out he may not have to look very far.

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    26 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 67

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    “That’s it.” He sighs somewhere above him, but with his eyes shut so tightly he can’t place where. “Feels good, doesn’t it?”

    He nods, whimpering as he just barely resists the urge to babble nonsense to him. But he can’t. He shouldn’t.

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    15 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 27

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    Frodo and Sam play a game.

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    12 Dec 2025