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Dry Clean Only by WaterBordeauxed
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
28 Oct 2025
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"His head was on her arse. Gandalf was dead. Satan was real. Aragorn was confessing his feelings and she could feel wind on her bum cheeks. Nothing about this was okay. Could he have not given her at least three business days to prepare for this sort of thing? She wanted a nap and a bath and a big bloody glass of wine. Maybe even a wee lobotomy to scrape out the horrors she’d witnessed today."
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Beautiful, clever, rich — Maeve Dashwood is perfectly content with her privileged life in London and sees no need for an ambitious career or marriage.
Grubby, useless, terrified — Maeve Dashwood can dig her heels in all she likes, but when destiny comes calling, the Valar will drag her kicking and screaming. Facing a new world of horrors while suffering the graphic withdrawals of modern comforts and medicine, this reluctant and extremely unqualified heroine might be Middle Earth’s only hope. Eru take pity on them all.Series
- Part 1 of Please Read The Care Label
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01 Nov 2025
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When Jane Sommers returns to Mystic Falls after a messy divorce, her only goal is to rebuild a quiet life for herself and her young son. She's a chemistry teacher, a hobby scientist, and Jenna's socially awkward older twin—the one who prefers experiments over people and facts over fiction. She has no idea that the town she left behind holds centuries-old secrets...or that one of them will show up in her living room.
OCxMikaelson Brothers
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14 Oct 2025
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Running Through the Halls of Your Haunted Home by Harliqueen
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
05 Nov 2025
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It's not Sakura's fault she's a bit spacey and distracted. You would be too if the dead refused to leave you alone.
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- Part 2 of Haunted Verse
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26 Aug 2025
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Theories of Time and Space by vogon_poet
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Sep 2025
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Enemies are gathering outside Hogwarts— and inside. Tim’s just trying to run his smuggling ring without getting busted by his Head of House. Is that a werewolf?
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- Part 2 of Scientific Method
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Bookmarked by oukithegoat
22 Apr 2025
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sirius black, no matter how much he changes his appearance and personality, will always remain his mother's son.
walburga black, no matter how much she tries to change sirius, will always end up changing herself instead.
Bookmarked by oukithegoat
26 Feb 2025