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    "I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it." - Nick Fury, Avengers

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    Having to deal with the consequences of a goddesses actions against a child of the sea. Had been bad the first time for all of them. And Triton hadn't wished it on anyone else.

    To have it happen almost a second time through one of her children. Was proving to be just as painful as the first.

    Even if this time it was his half brother instead of his child.

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    When the consequences from the Capture the Flag game are more severe because Percy does nearly die against the Ares cabin. It brings back some bad memories for his Dad's side of the family due to Annabeth's involvement. And as a result ends up gaining a very (in Percy's opinion.) overprotective immortal family in the process.

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    30 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 94

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    5+1 exploring Percy's scars

    Being a demigod leaves it's marks, on Percy more than most. 5 times people saw Percy's scars, and loved him unconditionally, and 1 time he showed them to someone else.
    featuring a fat lot of hurt/comfort
    So far:
    Ch1: Annabeth/Percy post Mount St Helens incident
    Ch2: The seven tending to Percy and Annabeth directly after the doors of death
    Ch:3 Clarisse and Percy in the aftermath of the second gigantomachy

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    24 Nov 2025

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    My version of a Percy Jackson re-write.

    Disclaimer: All rights belong to (obviously) Rick Riordan. I don't claim to own any of this except the events divergent from canon ❤️

    The Inevitable Masqueraded as Accidental (The Lightning Thief) ✔️ Complete

    When the Oracle Remembered (Rachel Interlude) ✔️ Complete

    Songs the Sea will Never Forget (The Sea of Monsters) ✔️ Complete

    An Empire Made of Heartbreak (The Titan's Curse) ✔️ Complete

    The Lives Taken for Granted (Hazel Interlude) ✔️ Complete

    Wicked Walls Whispering in the Dark (The Battle of the Labyrinth) 〰️ In Progress

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    02 Nov 2025

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    When given the chance to do so, Percy Jackson makes the decision to do it all over again.

    Do it better, save more lives, and most of all?

    Veer hard left, regardless of who gets in his way, no matter if they are gods, demigods, monsters or mortals.

    Why?

    Because fuck the Fates, that’s why. Percy and his loved ones deserve better, and the gods need to pay their fucking child support!

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    31 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 49

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    Summary: The young son of Poseidon residing at camp half-blood is determined to befriend a certain grumpy old camp director. And he’s not giving up—no matter how many times he’s pushed away. If he’s anything, it’s stubborn.

    TLDR: Percy is trying to befriend Mr.D.

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    27 Oct 2025