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    An Isaac McAdoo kicked ball to the arse leads Jamie to a night he's been waiting for since he was old enough to realise that it wasn't just Roy Kent's skill on a pitch that kept him glued to every Chelsea match shown for over a decade.

    (Set after S2E7 Headspace, canon divergence)

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    11 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 13

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    His tour guide - “K,” they introduce themself, “Not Katie, not Karen, not Kira. Just K.” - has a lot to say and is quick to say it, talking so fast that it’s a struggle to keep up at first, but he’s determined to try and make this work.

    “- and this is the most crucial part,” they say, coming to a sudden stop back in the kitchen. The expression on his face is a serious one. “It’s super, duper, teletonic trooper important,” she says.

    "Y-Yeah?” Evan asks. Glancing around, Evan shoves his hands in his pockets, his heart beating painfully fast. He’s desperate and desperately trying not to look desperate. “Name it.”

    “So, it’s fine if you’re like, weird and shit,” K says, “That’s honestly kind of a must for anyone that hangs around with us, but you can’t be a creepy weirdo. Are you a creepy weirdo, Edgar?”

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    Evan's Kelmp's guide to putting yourself in the friend zone and eventually stumbling back out after someone notices that you're lost, told in six seven parts.

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    20 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 91

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    “Maybe I should do that next time,” Roy muses. “Put you on your knees in the locker room, show everyone how well you take it.”

    “Fuck,” Jamie spits against his skin, heartfelt, and his hips stutter, and Roy’s interest piques.

    “You’d like that, would you, Tartt?” Teasing, but not quite rhetorical — part of Roy wants to be certain because Jesus, the prospects opening up in front of him are making him dizzy. “Having everyone watch you choke on my dick? Fucking attention whore, aren’t you?”

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    24 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 69

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    “I want your help,” he promises. “I feel awkward as hell about this, but I’d also lick your eyeball right now if you’d let me. Pheromones are weird, Yoongichi.”

    “Really?” The alpha looks hopeful, but not entirely convinced. “I mean, I’d rather not have my eyeball licked. But...are you sure?”

    “I’m so horny right now I might literally die,” Seokjin says solemnly. “Or run out into the street and find a stranger, which will not be okay once I’m sane again. So take your pants off, or whatever.”

    “Wow, hyung, that was romantic,” Hoseok teases as he starts to strip.

     

    or: Seokjin is a bit of a late bloomer. Luckily, his roommates want to help.

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    30 Mar 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    Taehyung meets an older vampire fleeing his abusive master. At first, Yoongi is cautious about helping him hide, but soon, he helps the younger vampire build strength and confidence. Taehyung grows curious about why Yoongi seems so stuck in the Joseon era, and wants to help pull him into the present. What does it mean to love someone for eternity?

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    29 Mar 2025

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