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lucky you by oxymercuration
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 Mar 2026
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Shane, reigning president of the Anti-Fun Club, tries a joint. Ilya wants to spontaneously combust about it.
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No matter how many Hallmark movie meet cutes Sydney may watch around the holidays, she knows the true farmer’s market clientele. Sure, you may occasionally get your mysterious hotties who care about the planet, but they’re the exception, not the rule. The overwhelming percentage of their population could be described as middle aged to elderly, more female than male, and typically on the side of fashion involving canvas totes, Birkenstocks, and gaudy earrings. And this man is not that.
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She Hit Me (It Tasted Like Blood and Love) by oxymercuration
Fandoms: The Bear (TV 2022)
24 May 2024
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Carmy is on his heels. He fucked up, he knows that. And he can be her whipping boy if he needs to. Because she deserves better.
“Why don’t you go to the walk in for a breather?” Sydney says sweetly. So sweet it makes his stomach hurt. “Matter of fact, sit in it. Things went well last time you did that.”
Her smile cuts so sharply that he doesn’t even feel the burn from the hot pan that had grazed his wrist earlier. He had mentioned that the fish was coming out too charred, it would be bitter. They needed a better handle on it. He had expected a yes, chef, not a please go fuck yourself and die, chef.
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Some thoughts are inside thoughts. So it's deeply unfortunate when one of Sydney's inside thoughts accidentally makes it outside.
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“You’re like that freak from—what’s that show? You? Where he fuckin’ stalks that chick and hits her with a brick or some shit?”
“Respectfully, cousin, I have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about.”
“Yeah, yeah, whatever, jagoff. You just happen to know everything about the girl.”
In which Sydney's hair contains multitudes and Carmy can't help but love all of them.
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Mama's Boy, Mama's Boy by WhimperSoldier
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Feb 2026
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Shane's first mistake was going to talk to Ilya Rozanov before their game. His second was immediately, stupidly, meeting the eyes of Rozanov’s very much dead mother hovering at his side.
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- Part 6 of Heated Rivalry AUs
- Part 1 of Ghost Irina AU
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11 Mar 2026
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Every Boston Raider knows that although their captain has a girl in every port, he’s got a soft spot for the one in Montreal. Dr. Shane Hollander knows it’s better to have a semi-regular source of casual sex than try to make a relationship work during residency. Ilya Rozanov knows that the doctor he’s fucking in Montreal is unaware that he plays hockey, and in fact probably thinks he’s Bratva.
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10 Mar 2026
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during the off season, he lets ilya give him hickeys. it’s mutually beneficial— ilya always wants to use shane like a chew toy, and shane always wants to be his chew toy.
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05 Mar 2026
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You, I Always Need You by hollano_ov
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Feb 2026
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Shane really isn't looking for a relationship, which is why having Ilya around is nice. No strings attached, only great sex. It's a win all around.
The only problem is that Ilya is way, way too nice to Shane's stupid cat.
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04 Mar 2026
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“You lie to yourself, Hollander. Not to me.”
“What, because you know me so well?”
“Yes. I do. Don’t I?”
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02 Mar 2026