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This is just some fun stupid things I wanted to post instead of keeping it in my notes app and letting it rot like the damn nacho cheese in my fridge
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25 Feb 2026
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He moves forward, crossing the kitchen in a single step. He's blocked her in, head slightly above hers. He reaches down and pulls the bourbon glass out from between her open legs, and takes a drink, not missing the flutter of her pulse in her neck as his arm glides over her thigh. "You sure you're okay with seeing me every time you look at your kid? I mean, we don't exactly get along."
"Yeah, but I believe your tragic personality flaws are things that can be parented out." Her eyes flick down to his hand then back up at him. "You gonna get me a new drink, or what?"
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Or: Garcia and Santos ask Langdon to help them have a baby.
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25 Feb 2026
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Heated Wizardry by HardyCoroni
Fandoms: Heated Wizardry - SNL Sketch, Saturday Night Live Sketches, Heated Rivalry (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jan 2026
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Inspired by the SNL sketch, Harry Finn Potter finds himself at Hogwarts College of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets fellow rookie Ron Marshall Weasley, and before long, sparks start to fly.
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19 Jan 2026
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impenetrable, impossible, and quite possibly insane by emphasisondickinson
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV) RPF
21 Dec 2025
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Ryan doesn't post a late night workout video as a bizarre mating ritual to try to lure Oliver in. Oliver definitely doesn't take it that way, because that would be an insane thing to do.
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04 Jan 2026
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we could call it even (you could call me babe for the weekend) by dharmainitiative
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
16 Sep 2022
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“Do you think it’s weird that you two never, like…I don’t know. Became friends?” Robin asks.
Steve blinks. “Me and Jonathan?”
“Yeah,” Robin says. “I mean, didn’t you guys beat up a Demogorgon with Nance that one time? It feels like that kind of experience would forge a bond, you know? Like, it would transcend all the love triangle drama, or something.”
Or: when Nancy breaks things off with Steve and Jonathan and goes to college, Steve accidentally becomes friends with Jonathan.
Just friends, though. Obviously. Anything other than that would be weird.
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03 Jan 2026

