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    Will and Mike accidentally overhear a couple talking dirty over the walkie, and start repeating some of the filthy phrases to each other for shits and giggles. What starts as a joke, soon turns into something they can't stop doing – and can’t tell anyone about.

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    Mike and Will start talking dirty to each other for fun. What they don't consider is that it would accidentally turn them on.

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    15 May 2026

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    It’s New York City’s hottest summer on record, and Mike and Will land the perfect post-grad serving job in one of the city’s finest restaurants. They’ve got loads of cash tips, two shiny new college degrees, a cigarette in each hand, and the whole city at their fingertips.

    What starts as a sex joke written on an order ticket evolves into passing dirty notes with no goal other than embarrassing each other in front of customers. The sneakier, the filthier, the more absurd, the better.

    Sometimes I think Chef should put you on the menu. You already look good enough to eat. -M

    You’re so fucking greedy, I know you would devour me. -W

    The lines of the joke blur when their smoke breaks in the alleyway start heating up into something else entirely.

    Or: Mike and Will can only ask for what they really want when it’s in note form.

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    15 May 2026