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I Got Time Today by adspexi for beelzebaozi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Jan 2023
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"I was just out of– noodles, so I went out to get some, and some gaudy edgelord with iron bars for arms yoinked me out of the road–"
"He does that sometimes," Floating Sleeves said. "If I were you, I wouldn't try running off."
When Shen Yuan abruptly finds himself in Luo Binghe's harem, his biggest problem isn't the man hinself, but making nice with his hundred‐some new sister wives.- Language:
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29 Jul 2025
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Laid to Rest by acernor
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 May 2020
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Liu Qingge is struck by a poison that affects him at inopportune moments. The only cure, of course, is dual cultivation with an accomplished cultivator. Too bad that the only person around is Luo Binghe, and that suddenly everything is happening at once.
Yue Qingyuan? Kidnapped. Shen Qingqiu? On his way to rescue him. Luo Binghe? Confronting a truth he never expected. And Liu Qingge is left with his spotty cultivation, a bone to pick, and no plans for how to cure himself of the poison.
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- Part 1 of Laid to Rest
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24 Jul 2025
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i've trodden the forest by AMereDream
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Sep 2021
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Now, Yue Qingyuan won't pretend to be anything he is not. He is achingly aware of his own guilt complex and how he rarely, if ever, questions Xiao Jiu because of it. He wouldn't have been able to become Sect Leader if he was blind to his faults.
But it has been two weeks.
Two weeks of Xiao Jiu following him around, existing in his periphery, only slipping away for a few hours in the morning to teach his students. Even then he returns the moment the lessons are over, never lingering for longer than he needs to.
Presumably he went back to his Peak at night to change his clothes, but Yue Qingyuan has never seen him leave.
In which Shen Qingqiu gets a second chance, but is still allergic to talking it out. Instead, why shouldn't he plaster himself to Yue Qingyuan's side and refuse to leave?
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- Part 1 of Scum Villain One Shots
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22 Jul 2025
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Distractions by Asymptotical for BookKeep
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Feb 2022
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Shen Yuan is determined to get off of Cang Qiong as quickly as possible. He transmigrated in early, surely he can use that to get the hell out of the way before disaster even starts to strike!
Running around with Liu Qingge is just a distraction while he figures out his long term plan.
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- Part 21 of Media: CNovels
- Part 21 of Fandom: Scum Villain's Self Saving System
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22 Jul 2025
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systemic defiance by AMereDream
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 May 2022
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【 Cu-- Host hasn’t unlocked the OOC feature yet! I would be forced to punish you (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞】
Shen Qingqiu’s glare intensified. The System blinked out with a high chirp only to reappear in front of Yue Qingyuan’s face. Shen Qingqiu turned his head, not willing to let the System escape his displeasure.
【 Hold it please! 】
The System disappeared, leaving poor Yue Qingyuan to meet the full force of Shen Qingqiu’s scowl.
【 In Character Action! +100 points! OOC feature unlocked! ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ 】
Oh, the System was a bastard. Yeah, Shen Qingqiu thought they would get along just fine.
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- Part 18 of Scum Villain One Shots
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20 Jul 2025
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Separate Ways by TGP
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Nov 2025
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There are plenty of skills one can pick up in the Endless Abyss if curious or just desperate enough. The shape changing had been explained as being able to look like other people. This isn’t what happens when Luo Binghe tries it. What happens is that he’s transformed into a tiny dog with masses of curly black fur.
When he catches his reflection while transformed, his first thought is, Shizun would definitely want to pet me.
(Or, the one where Luo Binghe can turn into a dog, infiltrates Qing Jing, and seeks Shizun's affections through fluffy subterfuge)
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20 Jul 2025
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something you don't give much attention by brosnyaa
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Dec 2020
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It starts like every other fight. Liu Qingge lands one hit to Luo Binghe's every three, both of them bruising and collecting injuries like art. It drags on until the sunlight starts to fade, until they're both breathing heavily and covered in a fine sheet of sweat.
And then Luo Binghe makes a mistake.
It's small - just a minor misstep, an unfortunate shift of balance. Against any other opponent, it wouldn't mean a thing. Wouldn't make a difference. But Liu Qingge has been watching. Liu Qingge has been waiting for Luo Binghe to make a mistake for years. He quickly changes his attack mid-step, throwing his weight against the opening Luo Binghe's mistake left, and Luo Binghe falls. Liu Qingge falls with him, of course -he compromised too much of his balance with that attack - but he makes sure to end up on top, straddling Luo Binghe and pressing the flat of Cheng Luan's blade to his neck.
Without meaning to, without thinking to stop it, Liu Qingge smiles at him, bright and genuine and triumphant.
Luo Binghe's breath catches.
"I win."
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~Or~ The one where Liu Qingge actually wins a fight and Luo Binghe ends up getting a little hot for Shishu.
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20 Jul 2025
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the simplest decision by marquisguyun
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Aug 2024
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Years ago, a young Liu Qingge was involved with Tianlang-jun and Su Xiyan. Now, over a decade later, he finds out they left behind a son. Which means he has a son.
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19 Jul 2025
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You Reap What You Sow by Empressed
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Dec 2019
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[Upload complete! This system welcomes you to the world of The Proud Immortal Master’s Way! Binding your role: Luo Binghe, Qing Jing Peak disciple. Weapon: None. Starting B Points: 100.
We hope that you can transform this "Piss poor garbage that barely had any right to be called writing, stain upon the entirety of China’s […] etc.” story into a high end, impressive, classic work according to your desire! Fulfill dropped plotlines! Find the hinted “true end”! As the plot progresses, there will be multiple point-giving missions opened. Please make sure total B points do not fall below 0. Otherwise the system will automatically give punishment~ You can, you up! Best of luck! ｡：ﾟ(｡ﾉω＼｡)ﾟ･｡]
Avid reader Luo Mei has been cast into the world of his most beloved and most despised book as the scum villain of the series, Luo Binghe. That shouldn't be a problem, right? Just avoid killing anyone and he'll get a happy ending, right?
Except things keep going wrong and Binghe keeps being blamed. All he wanted was to woo his favorite character! Why was he being cast as the villain?!
AKA the story where Luo Binghe gets to take his chances as Scum Villain and transmigrator
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19 Jul 2025
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Starstruck by Camorra
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Jul 2021
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His phone buzzes again and Shen Yuan scoops it up irritably. It’s another message from DemonHeart.
DemonHeart: you seem to be a Luo Binghe fan
DemonHeart: we can get you access to him
Shen Yuan scowls.
PeerlessCucumber: do I look like I was born yesterday?
The response is instantaneous. A picture pops up on screen. Shen Yuan vaguely recognizes the woman that plays the drums, still in full stage makeup. Next to her, arm slung around her waist, is a face Shen Yuan would know anywhere. Luo Binghe, giving a wry smile to the camera.
DemonHeart: he’s a fan, you know
PeerlessCucumber: where exactly would we be meeting- Language:
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17 Jul 2025
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be as you've always been by backspacedintooblivion (Evil_and_I_know_it)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 May 2021
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It was only a healer's concern, he said to himself, firmly pushing away the raw fear he had felt when Shen Qingqiu had collapsed. Only a healer's concern.
He opened the letter and found himself laughing.
Mu-shidi,
I am alive, though the dreariness of this place might kill me just yet.
-Shen QingqiuMu Qingfang uses his skills as a healer for the greater good and sends Shen Qingqiu to therapy.
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- Part 3 of JiuMay
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15 Jul 2025
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Married at the Ju Yang Shrine by acernor for kyme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Feb 2022
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“What’s going on in there?!” the raspy voice of a slightly inebriated ruffian comes from outside the thicket. Shen Jiu, one arm of the corpse slung around his shoulder and the other around Yue Qi’s, stares dead ahead into the shallow freshly dug grave, thinking furiously.
“We’re not doing anything!” he gasps out performatively, trying to make his voice less snappish and more flustered. He fails, miserably, judging by the wide-eyed trapped look that Yue Qi fixes him with. “Quick,” he continues, pitching his voice quieter- but loud enough to carry to the man on the path- “quick, put your clothes on, ge!”
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15 Jul 2025
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Love in Another Shape Series by celardor
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Aug 2025
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15 Jul 2025
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[ART] Platonically holding on to the helmet and jacket of the coolest girl you've ever met while she's testing her vintage motorcycle by Ilthit for ChezPillow (PillowLord)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Jun 2024
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15 Jul 2025
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The Love Letter by shorimochi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 May 2021
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"Were you the one who sent the letter?"
Gongyi Xiao wasn't sure how to react, when presented with a letter he had never seen, in front of a person he had only ever admired from afar. It was probably a prank, but who dared to fake a love letter for the Qing Jing Peak Lord? Yet, meeting Shen Qingqiu's eyes, he found himself doing something he never thought he would.
"I've always admired you, Peak Lord Shen."
For Shen Jiu Good End Fest
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15 Jul 2025
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I’d Tell Them, “Put Me Back In It” by rarefiedmuddle
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Feb 2024
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“What, exactly, do you intend to do with those children?” The clear voice cut through the crowd.
Wearing half a mountain’s worth of dirt and a patchy beard, the stranger reminded Six Balls of the Undead Bearded Bandit from pa’s bedtime stories. His hair fell in tangles to his waist, and bare, blackened feet poked out under the dirt-crusted robes.
He looked… He looked like a real hero who’d just rolled out of a fresh grave. The coolest, scariest kind of hero was the fresh-out-of-a-grave kind, in Six Balls’s opinion; that was when they were about to wreck the bloodiest vengeance on anything standing in their path.
“Children?!” yelled one of the stupider humans, who clearly didn’t know the best way to talk to an undead hero. (Don’t, if you can help it.) “These demons slaughtered six good men!”
Or: When Shen Qingqiu wakes up in his new plant body exactly one day later than he does in canon, it throws the plot in a whole new direction.
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15 Jul 2025
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i knew you knew that cupid hit me by lazulisong for el_em_en_oh_pee
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Sep 2023
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"Hi," she began, and whatever she meant to say that she hoped would sound cool and make Sha Hualing want to let her put her hand on her breast and maybe taste her lipstick was interrupted by Sha Hualing herself.
"Do you want to make out?" she said. "Watching those two is grossing me out." She pointed at Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu. Luo Binghe was going full babygirl on Shen Qingqiu, pouting and demanding in his lap for cuddles and, if his sweatpants were any indication, secret humping. Shen Qingqiu looked like he was petting a tiny pomeranian rather than the wolf attempting to devour him. It was gross.
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15 Jul 2025
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pray that we don't crash by pennydaniels
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 May 2024
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Shen Jiu is a married woman now. Married to a man of not inconsiderable consequence and skill. To a good man.
If only she was a good woman.
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- Part 11 of Genderbend MXTX
- Part 2 of Liujiu forced marriage
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14 Jul 2025
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no winter but you take it with you by Deisderium
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jul 2022
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Shang Hua's village is of little importance, except to the people who live there.
The village sits near a river, near land rich enough to be arable, but not so fertile that there aren't lean years. It's not the smallest village, although it doesn't quite aspire to the heights of being a town; the residents number in the hundreds, but there are not so many of them that the aunties can't keep track of everyone's name, and it's an event to be talked about for weeks if travelers pass by.
People still talk about the rich family that built an estate there as newcomers, and that manor house was built before Shang Hua was born.
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In which Shang Qinghua befriends the young nobleman from the manor, and only finds out he's a demon when it's nearly too late.
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14 Jul 2025
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Disrobed by Sath
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Jun 2019
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“Aren’t you going to laugh?” Shen Qingqiu asked.
“Why would I?”
With a grimace, Shen Qingqiu replied, “I know you’re above lusting after women, but surely you recognize their clothing on a man.”
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14 Jul 2025