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“Please don’t tell me the first person who ever touched your dick was Dr. Robby.”
“Um.” He coughs.
“Oh my god I’m gonna fucking die.”
Santos tries to solve Whitaker’s sexual hangups. Whitaker tries to save Robby’s soul. Neither initiative goes exactly to plan.
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12 Oct 2025
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Halloweens are for glam rock and drinking.
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19 Sep 2025
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Dear Mom and Dad. It’s five weeks into the new semester, we are two days past the day I was allowed to drop classes without penalty, and I am sitting on Trey’s couch cutting little boys out of construction paper. Sometimes I draw faces, but Trey is better at that. So there I sit, and stick to scissoring. I know you wanted me to go into finance, but instead I just ended up being gay and dumb. Sincerely, your son, Matt.
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04 Sep 2025
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Matt throws back the bottom of his drink, sets the glass on the next table he passes by, and continues to drag Trey through the club by the belly of his shirt.
“Dude, fuck your cigarettes,” Trey’s bitching behind him, smacking at Matt’s wrist.
He and Trey don’t have the kind of relationship where they tell each other no. It’s just never been their thing; it’s way more fun to push the button and try to figure out ways to make stuff work. Trey got his poppers. That was a yes. But poppers and coke together are a-
“No,” Matt says again. This is very well established information and not news to Trey.
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31 Aug 2025
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The boys embark on a six day road trip to California before separating for college. Cartman is a pain in the ass, Kenny has no future, Butters is in crisis, and Kyle doesn't know how he'll say goodbye to Stan.
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05 Aug 2025