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Material Girls by CalamityUnlocked
Fandoms: とんがり帽子のアトリエ | Tongari Boushi no Atelier | Witch Hat Atelier (Manga)
07 Jun 2026
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“We’re rich?” Tetia exclaimed. She had been sitting with this information for approximately thirty seconds, which was about her limit. “We’ve been rich?” She pushed back from the table. “Master Olly.” She pointed at him, scandalized. “Last month, when I asked if I could have that embroidered skirt from the market in Kalhn, you said—”
“I said you didn’t need any new clothes. Which is true.”
“You said we had a budget.”
“We do have a budget. A budget is just—” But he had already lost control of the conversation.
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Olruggio never made a big deal about the money his specialized commissions got him. They got what they needed, and some extra at that. To the others, however, it is quite a revelation.
OR: everyone gets a shopping episode to themselves <3
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11 Jun 2026
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By Any Other Pen Name by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Aug 2021
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Books featuring erotic stories of Shang Qinghua and Mobei Jun start circulating through the demon world. With Shang Qinghua’s honor and reputation on the line, Mobei Jun sets out to find and stop the author while also doing his best to keep any of the books from working their way into Shang Qinghua’s possession. The poor, pure man gets flushed and nervous whenever sex is mentioned--what would reading such explicit scenes do to his innocent mind? He might have qi deviation, or worse, start avoiding Mobei Jun.
TL; DR: Shang Qinghua writes erotic friendfiction, Mobei Jun finds out.
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02 May 2022
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Go Beyond Our Fighting Borders by UnhookedStar
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jan 2021
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“So what’s the issue then?” Xie Lian asks.
Feng Xin takes a deep breath in, lets it out, and then breathes in again. “What I’m trying to say is, I think I’m homophobic.”
Or, Mu Qing starts going out on dates, and Feng Xin starts slowly losing his mind.
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19 Jan 2022
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Shang Qinghua's No Good Very Bad Several Iterations Of A Day (never eat an orange on the wrong holiday) by Asymptotical for tuesday
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Dec 2019
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It was impossible for anyone to remember every little quirk of this setting. There were too many. Also, Shang Qinghua had come up with some of them on a whim while fueled by nothing but caffeine and noodles.
It wasn't his fault for not remembering why oranges were never served on fruit festival day.
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- Part 6 of Fandom: Scum Villain's Self Saving System
- Part 6 of Media: CNovels
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03 Jan 2022
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"Have you heard? Lord Water Master refuses to speak to General Ming Guang after the incident with the Wei River dam."
"Well, are you surprised? He asks him to rendezvous in the middle of his busy schedule, and then pulls his usual nonsense. He's earned his ire, as far as anyone’s concerned. What audacity!"
"Hah. That's right! I’d like to see Old Pei get out of this one.”
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30 Dec 2021
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Achievement Unlocked by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Dec 2021
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One day, after five years of reasonably peaceful marriage with only a few kidnappings and sex pollen incidents, Shen Yuan is sent back to his old body without warning. Luo Binghe makes a deal with an alien entity calling itself the System to perform a mission in exchange for the ability to bring his husband home.
The mission is simple; [Uncover secret transmigrator plotline and flesh out the character wiki!]
At least it will be once he figures out what the words ‘transmigrator’ and ‘wiki’ mean.
Or: That one where Shen Yuan and Luo Binghe don’t realize they’re in a domestic fluff bonus chapter.
Written for the 2021 MXTX Big Bang with art created by Ataratah
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22 Dec 2021
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Tongfang by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Oct 2021
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Shen Yuan is reincarnated as a cannon fodder character and eventual murder victim in one of the whodunnit arcs in Proud Immortal Demon Way. Things escalate quickly.
Or: that one where young Luo Binghe’s career goal is ‘Bride’.
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Shen Yuan shut his eyes as a young man waiting to die in a hospital and opened them again as a wrinkly infant covered in substances best left unimagined.
[Welcome to the System! The System is based on the concept ‘YOU CAN YOU UP. NO CAN NO BB.’ We hope to provide you with a rewarding experience. It is our sincere hope that during the course of your adventure, you can achieve your desire to transform a ‘Stupid Novel’ into a high-end and impressive classic. We pray for your happiness,] a mechanical and inflectionless voice announced over the general hubbub of the group of women handling him. Then it added, somewhat more worryingly, [Error.]
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21 Dec 2021
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Performance Appraisal by kuumpiim
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Aug 2020
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Mobei Jun may be a powerful demon lord, second-in-command only to his OP son, but why was he constantly finding himself dangerous scenarios? Why does a lowly peak lord have to be the one to keep bailing him out of trouble?! Please give this servant a break, my king!
Or, all the times Shang Qinghua was promoted in Mobei Jun’s service.
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- 8/8
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10 Nov 2021
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or you just saw me with my equations up by decis by xiaolongbaobei for niewanyin (mintaejin)
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Nov 2020
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“Have you heard?! How very disgraceful! Nan Yang Zhen Jun is having an affair with a junior official from the Xuan Zhen Palace!”
Or Mu Qing pines, Fu Yao is charming and Feng Xin is a lot smarter than anyone gives him credit for.
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13 Aug 2021
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What he has is this: Kojiro’s undivided attention in the small hours just after his restaurant closes, his idiotic presence at his back when they skate, the comfort and agony of his gentle, thoughtless touches.
It would be unimaginably mortifying to be mooning over Nanjo Kojiro, so Kaoru refuses to.
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03 Aug 2021
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“I’m not saying Kaoru doesn't like my food,” Kojirō tells Reki, as he starts to gather up the empty bowls. “He just doesn’t want to admit it. The day Kaoru compliments my food will be the day hell freezes over.”
(Or: 4 times Cherry complains about Joe's food + 1 time he compliments it.)
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03 Jul 2021
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It’s that age old cliche. Distance makes the heart grow fonder. Or maybe its older, bitter sibling - you never know what you have until it’s gone.
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Kaoru misses Kojiro like an open wound.
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27 Jun 2021
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“Let’s get married,” Kojiro said.
(It was the phenomenon of being so close to something that you lose the details, or knowing something so well and so confidently that you don’t bother to look twice.)
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13 Jun 2021
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“Why the hell did you do that?”
Kojiro sighs. “Not even a hello?”
“Answer my question.”
“Fine.” He drops a plate in the sink and rests his elbows on the bar. “People kept asking if we were dating, and I was thinking about it, and I guess…it was a spur-of-the-moment thing, okay?”
“How do you just kiss someone on a spur-of-the-moment instinct?” Kaoru asks incredulously.
Nanjo Kojiro is the cause of most (if not all) problems in Kaoru's life. Dating is one of them.
["everyone is staring at us after an argument so i'm just going to pretend it was a lovers' quarrel and kiss you."]
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07 Jun 2021
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if you wanted honesty by abloomingpenchant (vespertineflora)
Fandoms: SK8 the Infinity (Anime)
26 May 2021
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When Kojiro requests to come over to his place that night for a bit of joint stress relief, Kaoru happily accepts because he needs the release after the stressful day he's had. Tragically, however, he forgets that he's forgotten to put away a very obvious toy of his--a toy that Kojiro discovers as soon as he heads into Kaoru's bedroom. Kojiro decides he'd enjoy nothing more than letting Kaoru show him how it works.
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27 May 2021
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These nights that they fall together, Kaoru can pretend that yes, yes, he’s the one that Kojiro wants to touch, Kaoru with his stubborn, smart mouth and sharp elbows and poison tongue. That he’s not just the one who happens to be here, but the one that Kojiro wants.
“Take me to bed, baby,” Kaoru whispers. “Take care of me.”
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08 May 2021
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“No, I mean all the other times.” Kaoru looks up at him, the gleam in his eyes intense. “Always. Not just with me but the kids too. You always have something ready. Why?”
“I like cooking. I think I’m pretty good with words, but sometimes a dish made with care says more than words ever could.”
Food is Kojiro's love language, and over ten years of their life, he has a lot to say to Kaoru.
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06 May 2021
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When still in highschool, a classmate tells Kaoru and Kojiro that they can get free food at a restaurant when they fake a proposal, so, naturally, that's what they do every time.
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Or, 5 times Matchablossom faked their engagement and 1 time they didn't.Bookmarked by parasolghost
29 Apr 2021
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Kojiro promised forever; Kaoru wonders if it’s like how asymptotes stretch for infinity, yet there’s a line they can never cross.
There are the things he knows about Kojiro, and then there are the things that he doesn’t. What he knows is immeasurable and countless, in a way that it blends together with what he doesn’t — yes, Kojiro is kind, but what if that kindness has a limit they’ve yet to reach? Kojiro is the one who’s never left, but what if that changes?
Worse, Kaoru himself has already changed, and it feels dangerous.
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18 Apr 2021
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5 times people told Kojiro he should go for it, and 1 time he actually listened.
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06 Apr 2021