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War, blood, demons, and famine — all terrifying in their own right — but very much tangible. You can experience war within your body, taste the blood upon your tongue, perceive the demons, and anguish in the famine. It’s not these things that unnerve Gale the most.
Gale isn’t frightened of the things that he can make sense of.
Piercing red eyes cut through the darkness of his room — disembodied and simply watching. Bound by his own body in a state between sleep and wake, Gale cannot make sense of the gleam of lips curled over elongated canines — much too large to be that of a human. Of the dark rumble of a chuckle emanating from the darkness. Of the figure vanishing as soon as he finds his ability to move again.
Gale isn’t frightened of the things he can make sense of, no. He is frightened of the things that are void of both logic and unexplainable in the volumes of tomes that line his shelves.
Gale is visited by 4 spirits, one of which fills him with both terror and desire. Not knowing which he was more swayed by worried him most.
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Gale and Ethel's brood grows larger by the day. They welcome their newest, their first biological offspring that holds power beyond imagination.
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- Part 5 of Galemas 2025
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Global Warming, So Hot Right Now (stupid work trip with an even hotter problem) by parkouringrabbit
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
04 Dec 2025
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The company's new hire is a familiar pair of blue eyes that terrorized Gale all those years ago in high school, who (surprise, surprise) still enjoys bullying him. They are tasked with setting up the new work location, which requires a long road trip and several days in close quarters with each other.
In the dead heat of summer, Gale can't figure out what's more irritating- the searing sun or Astarion Ancunin.
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The God of Ambition crafts his lover an ice rink.
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- Part 4 of Galemas 2025
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Orin decorates for the holidays, the Orin way.
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- Part 3 of Galemas 2025
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The Wizard Distribution System: Director's Cut by parkouringrabbit
Fandom: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
24 Oct 2025
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Astarion consumes human blood because vampires must. He consumes human flesh because...well, he's developed a fondness for it. But when he joins forces with prodigious but troubled criminal profiler Gale Dekarios to apprehend the notorious Dark Urge, his carefully crafted existence is turned upside down.
Aka the one where Astarion is a serial killer down bad.
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Sequestered in a remote, snowbound cabin, Gale has everything he needs to draft his vampire novel – one based on facts instead of folklore.
Not included in those plans is a runaway vampire spawn at his door.
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26 Dec 2025
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Hands reach out from the audience, grasping blindly as Gale walks the perimeter of the stage. Faintly, someone shouts out their undying adoration. Another screams their need to taste his sweat. Try as he might, Astarion simply cannot reconcile this man with the buttoned-up and bookish wizard he’s known for five centuries.
“Now, this next song is a personal favourite of mine.”
Gale tosses the barely-burnt stick to the ground, grinds it beneath a boot. His voice goes sinfully low as he presses his lips up against the mic.
“Worship,” he breathes out, lids fluttering. “With me.”
Five hundred years of freedom has prepared Astarion for anything. Except, as it turns out, his old friend Gale somehow ending up as one of Faerûn's hottest rockstars.
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Gale's the highest bidder for his favorite porn star's yearly charity auction but can he overcome his anxiety to claim his reward and, ahem, make some content with Astarion Ancunín, mouth of the year 2024?
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30 Nov 2025
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🔥 🔥 🔥
Fuuuucckk
Update: God my feelings and my heart are going to EXPLODE. IM CRYING 😭😭😭
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Astarion was a teen runaway, now in his early twenties as an established thief and burglar. Gale is a magic shop owner and a mark gone quite awry when Astarion catches feelings from afar instead of robbing him.