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    Please don’t tell me the first person who ever touched your dick was Dr. Robby.”

    “Um.” He coughs.

    “Oh my god I’m gonna fucking die.

    Santos tries to solve Whitaker’s sexual hangups. Whitaker tries to save Robby’s soul. Neither initiative goes exactly to plan.

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    22 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    Thorin scowled. “Fool’s luck has kept you alive today. But it won’t save you from a sound thrashing for worrying us all half to death.”

    Bilba’s mouth fell open. “You can’t mean—you’re not serious—”

    “You signed the contract, Miss Baggins.”

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    03 Jan 2026

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    What was it about this would-be dwarf king? Bilbo had enjoyed his share of youthful indiscretions, but for many years he’d been settled into comfortable bachelorhood, the fire in his blood well-banked if not entirely extinguished. Then Thorin Oakenshield had quite literally crashed through the front door, with his bright eyes and his sonorous voice and his bothersome quest, and Bilbo had lost his wits.

    The story of a relationship between a hobbit and a dwarf, from flirtation to consummation to disaster . . . and back to hope and home again.

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    01 Jan 2026

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    “It’s not a merry mountain Bilbo,” Dís tells him, with all the sincerity of a general prepping their troops for war. “It’s hard-won and hard-fought and it’s spent centuries picking the bones of my family clean. You, you need to go break some bones of your own.”

    (Or Thorin is betrothed, and it’s not to Bilbo, but the hobbit won’t go down that easy.)

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    06 Dec 2025

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    John Watson is what happens when a man can no longer see a reason to go on.

    John Watson is what happens when a man starts to let go.

    "It is what it is."

    John Watson is what happens when what "it is" becomes too much to bear.

    This is a story of the life, death, and resurrection of John Hamish Watson.

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    10 Nov 2025