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    The year is 3057.

    In a time when the rich and powerful can buy their replacement body in an effort to live forever, Itadori Yuuji is born for one purpose and one purpose only; to be the next body to hold the mind of an affluent citizen. His own mind, left to fade away into obscurity, as if it never were.

    He’s not aware of this fact.

    It’s not like anyone tells him that he’s being raised like a pig for slaughter and he doesn’t see the butcher’s block in plain view until it’s too late.
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    Or: the epic sci-fi dystopian drama where Yuuji falls in love with a man who doesn't have his best interests in mind.

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    11 Jan 2024

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    “What does gege want?”

    “I want—”

    Xie Lian has to force his thoughts to stop their panicked skipping. What does he want? He wants the dusty solitude of his room. He wants to dunk his head in the wash water. He wants Ruoye tight around his ribs and the leaves of his tree in the window. And then a series of realizations: He wants this to be over, but he doesn’t want San Lang to leave. He wants to rest his weary body, but he doesn’t want to have sex. He wants to be fed—

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    Xie Lian is cursed to need sex. Hua Cheng wants to help with that.

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    04 Dec 2020

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    "By the Heavens, did you hear? The Yiling Patriarch has been invited to the Discussion Conference in Qinghe!"

    Gossip was, by far, the fastest way for information to spread.

    "What! Whose idea was that!?"

    It was not the most accurate or most reliable method, but people were people, and the tedium of daily life would always bore them.

    "I heard it was the Nie Sect leader's suggestion."

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    After thirteen years in the Burial Mounds, the Yiling Patriarch finally makes a public reappearance. Civilians are scared. Cultivators are outraged. Sect Leaders are concerned. Wei Wuxian has been too quiet, they say, and nobody knows what dark horrors the Burial Mounds may now contain.

    Wei Wuxian wouldn't quite call them dark horrors, but the description wasn't too far off.

    (tl;dr Wei Wuxian lives, raises a whole gaggle of demonic cultivator children, and the cultivation world panics.)

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    05 Sep 2020

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    Lance spends a lot of time wondering about his place in the universe. And his place with Keith. Oh, also there’s a heist and some fake dating.

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    30 Jun 2020

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    "K, I swear, just try
    And tell him what you need
    Feel him emanate around you
    And never again feel weak"
    -- Hey K, passion pit

     

    _ Canon-divergent klance AU

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    07 Nov 2019