perpetual_danger

A photo of a 1970s O'day Mariner 19 2+2 sailing in a harbor.



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  1. Public Bookmark 52

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    “Don’t you— I don’t know, have more important shit to do than run around with me? No heroes to kick down stairs or anything?”

    Cellbit huffs and rolls his eyes in amusement. “I have a life, you know. It’s not all fighting,”

    (After performing emergency first aid at 4 in the morning, Roier lets himself be romanced by a supervillain. Slowly, amusedly. Very willingly. It escalates from there.)

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    02 Dec 2025

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    An AU where Reid never joined the FBI, but got roped into consulting for the LA field office while working and teaching at Caltech. Hotch gets his email referred from a fellow agent, and they start to work on cases together -- until they start talking on a regular basis.

    Regular becomes frequent, frequent becomes constant. They know nothing about each other, but they don't really mind.

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    Update: Sequel coming April 01, 2023
    ((I apologize again for the delay. This was a hard decision to wait until next year, but it will be for the benefit of the fic. Thank you for your patience and support.))

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    03 Jun 2025

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    Francis tries hypnosis therapy as a last-ditch attempt to treat his migraines.

    It works out even better than he expected.

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    30 May 2025

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    An Imperial Dovahkiin has a series of increasingly gross encounters with various denizens of Skyrim. For the love of all that is good, read the tags. The kinks and warnings for each chapter are listed in their respective notes, so if you're into some of the tags but not all of them, you can always browse.

    Reviews of note:
    "The moment I opened this my internet failed, the fire alarm went off and my cat vomited on my new carpet. I read it anyway and now my eyes are bleeding onto my phone even as I type this. Thanks a lot, looking forward to the next one." -Reva
    "Nothing can convince me that reading this was a bad idea." -Phrailly
    "Well, you did it. I'm apparently cool with dragon incest (?) and spriggans and the rest, but you finally wrote a chapter I couldn't read." -mimosa-supernova
    "It's like an amalgamation of a grotesque horror story and delightful porno, with the complementary addition of genuinely funny and compelling characters." -SuperSecretAlias
    "This was... kind of adorable actually?" -Anon

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    12 May 2025

  5. Rec 59

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    “There’re no wolves in Missouri,” he says dismissively, closing his eyes.

    “Then what do you think that was?” Shane makes a noncommittal noise that causes him to cough again. “You didn’t see it,” Ryan adds over the hacking.

    “Could’ve been anything. A dog for—”

    “A dog? It was fucking huge!”

    “Hate to break it to you, Ryan, but dogs can get pretty big.”

    Something has been building between them, and Shane can't help but think getting mauled by a wild animal and then having the weirdest goddamn month of his life might be getting in the way.

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    11 Apr 2025