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Louis had dragged Mike by the scruff of his neck to see a client after-hours - a middle-aged and quite frankly drop-dead gorgeous woman named Talia Grayson who just so happened to be a self-proclaimed psychic. Somehow Mike had been both bamboozled and hoodwinked into having his future predicted or something. He’s not entirely sure what happened, but he’s sure there were tarot cards on the table whilst Louis smiled his Cheshire-cat smile across from him.
It's all shits and giggles until he finds himself living the same day over and over again with absolutely no means to get out.
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Mike gets stuck in a time loop of his own making, living the same workday countless times. Harvey might just be at the centre of it all. Of course he is, smug bastard.
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26 May 2026
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Harvey wakes up alone.
For a few blissful seconds, he’s just warm and comfortable, his mind still foggy with sleep. But then reality sinks in, and he reaches out—only to find cool, empty sheets beside him.
His stomach drops.
Mike is gone.
And just like that, Harvey's brain goes into damage control.
Fuck.
He blinks at the empty space next to him, his mind scrambling, still heavy with sleep but already racing toward the worst possible explanations.
Mike left.
Mike regretted it.
Or... or worse—Mike regretted that it was with him.
The thought is enough to send a sharp, awful feeling through his chest, and he sits up too fast.
His fingers dig into the sheets as he tries to pull himself together. He doesn’t panic—Harvey Specter doesn’t panic—but his throat feels tight, and something ugly and unfamiliar is clawing at the back of his mind.
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Or, a first date, sex, and Harvey learning that not everyone always leaves, not necessarily in that orderBookmarked by pervy_sage
25 May 2026
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Red Hood finds Peter, naked and afraid, fresh from the Lazarus Pits. What's a guy to do? Not adopt the sassy, meta child? Think again!
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24 May 2026
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Mike Ross isn’t a fan of corporate retreats, but he’s cautiously optimistic about this one. After all, what’s the worst that could happen during a weekend in the woods?
Everything, it turns out.
When Louis Litt assigns him to share a tent with Harvey, who treats a camping trip like a personal affront, Mike’s optimism takes a nosedive. But between arguing over a single sleeping bag, navigating trust falls, and getting completely lost in the woods, Mike starts to wonder if this whole "wilderness retreat" thing might actually be the least of their problems.
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21 May 2026
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Harry Potter and the Stupid Fucking Triwizard Tournament by notatakenusername
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jul 2025
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“‘...issues an apology for what he has said and done.’” Snape finished, flicking the Daily Prophet shut and looking at Harry expectantly. Did he expect him to get upset?
“Borrrrringgg!” Harry blurted out, as Snape’s gaze fixated into a scowl.
“Boring, Potter? Boring? The most publicized newspaper berating you and talking about your pathetic love life is boring?” Snape sneered.
“Yeah, it kinda is,” Harry said as he fake yawned. “My love life isn't pathetic. I don’t even have a love life. Nor do you, and you probably won’t have one anytime soon if your ego continues to stay the same size as your nose.”
The Slytherins gaped at Harry, a few openly chuckling as Snape’s expression shifted into the constipation™ look. Ron abruptly laughed so hard he proceeded to accidentally knock over the bottle of stinksap onto Snape’s robes.
Harry finally burst out laughing. He really couldn’t help it this time.
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The moment Harry James Potter hears his name come out of the stupid, obese, wine-glass doppelganger, (also known as the Goblet of Fire), he's done holding himself back. Cue the chaos that happens when he gives into his impulsive thoughts.
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15 May 2026