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when you call my name (it's like a little prayer) by pestopatrol
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
14 Jun 2026
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Everything had gone right this morning.
The birds were chirping, the air was free and clear of intergalactic threats, and the cute cat in the bodega had purred when you pet him. You were genuinely happy working as a researcher in the Avengers tower; great coworkers, a real purpose, and an amazing dental plan.
...So why did it all have to go to shit?
Alternatively: What happens when you gain some uncontrollable powers from a mysterious being that attacked Avengers tower? What happens when, a year after going into hiding, the Avengers find you?
What happens when Bucky Barnes is suddenly the only one you can touch without seeing double?
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you can't beat love (is it really a losing game?) by pestopatrol
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!, ハイパープロジェクション演劇「ハイキュー!!」| Hyper Projection Play "Haikyuu!!" RPF
02 Oct 2023
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Kozume Kenma is the 25-year-old co-CEO of Bouncing Ball, a legendary game company.
He definitely doesn't have an emotional support YouTuber that he's kinda-sorta in love with.
And he totally doesn't have a soulmate that knows every inch of his being, that he would marry on the spot if asked.
(one truth, two lies)
When he finally meets the man he's admired for so long, will everything change? Will Kenma ever let his soulmate in, really and truly? Will Bokuto actually confess his love for Akaashi? Will Iwaizumi's bosses ever get out of their love lives long enough to confirm his vacation days?
The questions to the universe will (possibly) be answered in: you can't beat love (is it really a losing game?)
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Dances, contrary to popular belief, are actually pretty cool.
You'd enjoyed your high school prom, every homecoming you attended, etc. But those places had all felt like controlled environments- No alcohol (Seemingly) was involved, and you were dancing with friends and classmates you relatively knew.
But now, years after graduation and thrust into adulthood, your friends decide it's time for you to try clubbing.
...Not their best idea. Or was it?
TW: Detailed description of overstimulation and MC has a panic attack
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our dearest y/n suffers from an acute case of absolutely tongue-tied whenever her cute banana milk regular comes in the convenience store. confiding in her closest online friend about her woes, an adventure in stepping out of your comfort zone ensues.
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baby let me ride your wave by pestopatrol
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
02 Jan 2021
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Kaminari Denki is a bisexual disaster. His days are filled with the blazing sun, the salty sea, laughing with his friends, and more than occasionally saving lives. He's a little lonely, but that doesn't matter too much, does it? Besides, he's not really a disaster.
That is, until he meets the new kid- the new tattoo artist, that is.
Shinsou Hitoshi.
title - wave by blanks***This fic is no longer updating!******
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Scenes From an Italian Restaurant by WasPenned
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man (Video Games 2018-2020)
11 May 2026
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“Rule number one of working here: mind your business. Rule number one, subset A: don’t bother me, especially.”
"Uh-"
"Don't lean on that wall, it's gross."
Peter jolts up straight and blinks at you, dumbfounded. There’s something vaguely endearing about the way he scrambles for something to say and the awkwardness that seems to string his lanky body together.
“Capisce? ” You test the waters, pushing him a little further to see if he’ll bend.
“Capoosh.”
_____________________________It's not that you hate your job, you just want to avoid doing it as much as possible. The new guy apparently wants to make that more complicated.
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28 Jun 2026
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in which you decide you won’t let spider-man fall by maroonmusings
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Video Games 2018-2020), Spider-Man - All Media Types
29 Jul 2023
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He leapt off the water tower to the roof below. His knee buckled, followed by a flash of white-hot pain that made his keen vision blur until a midnight-blanketed Manhattan was little more than a swirling, fathomless black hole.
The ground met Spider-Man swiftly.
Peter Parker broke the one rule that came bound to his bright suit. He didn’t get up.
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Not By Any Other Name by Traincat
Fandoms: Fantastic Four (Comicverse), Spider-Man (Comicverse)
13 Mar 2018
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“I was…” Peter started, his voice funny, then stopped. “You were…”
“Peter,” Johnny snapped, feeling the ends of his hair start to flicker in flames. The sheets were him-proofed, which was good, because he could feel his fingertips begin to smoke.
Peter shook his head like he was trying to snap himself out of it. “I was – I was having an unproductive night of webbing up muggers, thought I’d drop in, see if you were still up, you know, thinking, gee, it’d be great to see some more of my ol’ friend Johnny Storm.” He cleared his throat. “And then I really saw some more of my ol’ friend, Johnny Storm.”
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21 Jun 2026
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The course of true love never did run smooth. When Clark Kent met Bruce Wayne. And Bruce Wayne met Superman. And Superman met Batman. And Batman met Clark Kent. And Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne finally got their acts together...
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14 Jun 2026
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5 Times Tim Spends the Night at Wayne Manor + 1 Time He Comes Home by motleyfam for batmoniker
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics)
29 Jan 2022
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Tim is good at galas.
No, scratch that—Tim is great at galas. He’s been attending them ever since the age of three, when his parents first stuffed him into his little Gymboree tuxedo and gave him a stern lecture about ‘sitting quietly’ and ‘speaking when spoken to.’ He knows all the rules: what to wear, how to stand, when to smile, what to say, what not to say. He knows how to come across as polite and intelligent and charming, and on absolutely any other day, he would be rocking this.
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Or, my take on a ‘Tim Joins the Family Early’ AU, told through a series of sleepovers, most of which are unplanned.
Featuring pre-teen Tim, Alive!Jason, and a whole lot of hurt/comfort.
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- Part 1 of Settle Our Bones
- Part 1 of 5+1 (expansion pack)
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13 Jun 2026