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“Please don’t tell me the first person who ever touched your dick was Dr. Robby.”
“Um.” He coughs.
“Oh my god I’m gonna fucking die.”
Santos tries to solve Whitaker’s sexual hangups. Whitaker tries to save Robby’s soul. Neither initiative goes exactly to plan.
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“Thank you,” says Kim. “For being a friend.”
“Of course,” he says.
“It isn’t a matter of course,” she says. “It doesn’t go without saying.”
“Now you’re flattering me,” he says. “Knock it off before I get sentimental.”
She leans into him and he squeezes her shoulder companionably; and she turns her head to kiss his cheek and the corner of his mouth, companionably, as one would kiss a friend. His sharp intake of breath is anything but companionable, and her heart leaps into her throat.
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For seven days, she meets Count Olaf in his bedroom come midnight.
Bookmarked by phthisis
13 Dec 2025
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A midnight encounter leads to understanding.
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13 Dec 2025
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“It’s, uh. Usually it’s green,” said Superman, looking at the pinkish, vaguely crystalline lump sitting in the corner of his cell.
“It’s not like they’re handing out samples at the National Rock and Mineral Convention,” Lex said crossly. “Look, is this going to be a problem?”
in which Lex finds a different solution to Earth’s kryptonite scarcity.

