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The flames lick at the dusty skeleton with greedy tongues, and Dean lowers the shotgun when they’re tall enough to reach out of the grave if they so desire. He wouldn’t fault them for wanting to eat the world, not really, but they’d die from starvation before they ever made it to the gates of this graveyard, even if they’d consumed his bones in the process. There are only dead things here.
Across the tomb, his dad watches him with this unreadable expression on his face. Bathed in the reds and oranges from the fire, he looks to be aflame as he jams his hands into his pockets and gives Dean a nod. Dean gulps. His mouth tastes like ash. He wonders what he must look like to his dad. Red tendrils writhing around his body and bruises on his face and dirt on his clothes, like he’s just clawed his way out of the blazing grave at his feet.
A sixteen-year-old Dean Winchester reflects on his relationship with his father and ponders what it would be like to burn
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What We Do in the Supernatural Shadows by pilfenjoyer
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005), What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
09 Feb 2023
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Footage from an unaired episode of the acclaimed documentary that none of the crew members remembers shooting, in which the vampires of Staten Island are holding two strange men captive in their basement. When it turns out there’s more to these prisoners than meets the eye, things get messy - and divine?
Or, Dean is very close to scoring an invite to a vampire orgy, and Sam gets to relive his time in the Cage. Sort of.
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There’s something human in that, Dean thinks. Human in the way his toes curl and drag across the sheets, just to feel them on his skin. Human in the way he gets restless, now, when he can’t fall asleep, shifting back and forth in the bed like his limbs are moving through water. Waiting until sleep is enough to drag him under.
or: Cas gets back from the Empty and he's so cold.
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10 Aug 2023
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"Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again?" - How the Magnus Institute learned to embrace the IT ticketing system, upgraded their antivirus, and still found the time to teach one old man how to copy and paste by shinyopals
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
28 Jun 2020
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I hope you find your new role as Head of the Institute as rewarding as captaining the Tundra, wrote Elias Bouchard, to Peter Lukas. There are so many people working there: all with their own interesting lives, and all desiring your attention and support. I'm sure you will relish the challenge it will bring and enjoy every moment spent with the fine men and women of the Institute. In time I'm confident they'll become like a family to you.
The Magnus Institute has a new boss.
The Magnus Institute also has a new tech support technician.
These two facts are unrelated, except they both happen at the same time.Meanwhile Jon's woken up from being dead for six months and for once he's trying his best. He just wishes Martin would stop avoiding him and answer his messages...
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17 Jul 2023
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Beholding the GDPR: How the Magnus Institute Updated Its Privacy Policy for the Twenty-First Century And Only Caused One Nervous Breakdown In The Process by shinyopals
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
18 May 2020
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I'm sure given your position you already know about the advent of the General Data Protection Regulation next year, wrote Peter Lukas, to Elias Bouchard. However, the Lukas family wishes to be crystal clear that our continued investment is contingent upon the Institute taking its responsibilities with regards to privacy and confidentiality seriously.
The Magnus Institute hires a Data Protection Officer. He sets about diligently booking in meetings, writing policy documents, and training all the staff in the importance of confidentiality. Now if only he could get hold of the Head Archivist, who seems to have vanished again...
(Jon is only trying to save the world, but apparently some people think he should still be doing his day job.)
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16 Jul 2023
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At the end of everything, there is still him. Cas. There is still Cas.
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Endverse destiel dying in each other's arms but they don't say the l-word cuz they're not gay@Series
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01 May 2023
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A man named Cas wakes up in 2003 with no memories, but he's able to piece together a few things:
Supernatural creatures exist, and most of them will hurt innocent civilians if he doesn't stop them; he has abilities that no human hunter should have, but he knows enough about human hunters to keep that to himself, and finally; he keeps running into another hunter named Dean Winchester, who must be as lonely as he is if he's willing to put up with those former facts long enough to help Cas unravel the mystery of who (or what) he really is.
For his part, Dean's still (not) dealing with Sam's departure to Stanford, and figures distracting himself with a bit of mystery and intrigue is as harmless as it gets, right? Right.
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18 Mar 2023