20 Works by pine67
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David and Patrick have known each other for decades. They’ve been strangers, enemies, acquaintances, friends… you name it. Not even particularly in that order. They have been attending A Schitty Rose Camp since before David can even remember. So, it makes sense that after all these years together, Patrick would enjoy spending his time with David.
It’s just… David has a feeling that’s not exactly what he’s admitting here. There’s something between the lines that he has to decipher.
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A single elevator provides 24/7 service to the long term residents of 4856 Schitt’s Ave. From students to self made entrepreneurs; couples to folks who are single and certainly do mingle; the cheeriest souls to the most sinister of jokesters. The building prides itself on its diversity and inclusion. The only thing every resident has in common is that they’re very happy to live here. One day, however, that ceases to be the case when an unfamiliar family moves into the single penthouse on the tenth floor.
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Canon compliant up to and diverges from Episode: s01e01 Our Cup Runneth Over
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A very much enjoyable family cookout has David and Patrick loosing track of time. Instead of driving home after midnight, they decide to take Marcy up on her offer for them to sleep over in Patrick's old room. Everything is fine, until it's actually time for bedtime and David is left to face his regular insomnia in a strange room.
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“I, uh, might have fallen off a cliff. Again.”
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- Part 3 of Small moments that count
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The day Rachel turns fourteen years old is the happiest day of Patrick's life. Go figure, then, that the day Patrick turns fourteen years old is the worst day of Patrick's life.
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The spitting image of David shoves the covers off of himself and jumps out of bed, mirroring David’s stance and keeping the bed between them.
“What are you? A burglar? A demon?” David gasps, fear overtaking him. “Are you my ghost? Have I died?”
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From the first day David registers for a business license to run his new store, Patrick is with him every step of the way. He ensures all paperwork is filed accurately and successfully. He tracks and updates vendor lists as the store's target audience grows. And most importantly, he takes care of David when he starts working himself into exhaustion. Oh the trope, you ask? Well, Patrick isn't exactly human... he's... a computer.
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Canon compliant up to and diverges from Episode: s03e08 Motel Review -
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“There was a point to this tangent, I’m sure of it,” Patrick huffs out a charming laugh-smirk combination to the audience to give the appearance that his mind isn't spiralling.
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- Part 2 of Small moments that count
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“You know, one would think you’d never seen someone play the piano before.”
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- Part 1 of Small moments that count
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The feelings of home, comfort and warmth rouse David from his sleep. A happy sigh escapes him as he snuggles closer into his husband. Mmm, that's nice, it's not every day that he gets to wake up before Patrick.
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“I’m David, I’ll be your masseur for the evening. This hour is all about your comfort and satisfaction, so if at any point you feel uncomfortable for any reason please use the words pause, stop, or red. I’ll also be looking out for physical cues, if you don’t feel comfortable with the verbal ones. Raise your hand in the air in a fist like this, and I’ll stop immediately to discuss and go from there. Sounds good?”
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- Part 1 of Rose Touch
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Alexis sends David a copy of So You Wanna Talk About Boys with a sticky tab placed on a page that displays an intricate web of questions designed to quiz the reader on the state of their sex life. Except, it arrives at the house before David is back from his business trip with Stevie.
If she didn’t want the quiz to land in the wrong husband’s hands, she really should have tried harder.
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The store is buzzing with energy. Everyday is a successful day and the two lovebirds are either working themselves to the ground or fucking themselves into the ground. And so, they don’t actually get around to booking their cruise trip until that weekend. David is going through his bedtime skincare routine in the en-suite with the door open when Patrick mutters a thick and enunciated, “Fuck.”
“What is it?” David turns around slowly, massaging the under eye jelly mask into his skin while walking cautiously to the bed. Patrick is sitting cross legged over the covers with his laptop in one hand and tickets in the other.
“It’s not a Valentine’s Day cruise for couples, David. It’s a singles week. All the activities are ice breakers and random blind dates and- it’s just that. It’s not for us.”
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Days before the Rose Apothecary launch, the entire town comes down with a case of the flu. David, thanks to his impeccable hygiene practices, has managed to avoid catching it thus far. Still, he isn’t taking any chances with his health so he books himself for a visit to the clinic in order to get the flu shot. Of course, he must take his business partner with him.
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The minute his mind begins the transition from sleep to consciousness, Patrick’s eyes burst open with an excitement like no other. Today’s the day. It’s going to snow today.
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The series of texts from David displayed on his screen either don’t have anything to do with each other, or he is thoroughly misunderstanding their context. Since when would David go to Patrick for a wardrobe emergency?
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“Great! I’ve never wandered around this part of town before, it’s nice. But wow, I’m starving. I didn’t get a chance to grab breakfast because I found myself in that bookstore, you know the one that’s like two blocks down? I mean, not that I’m just here for the food. I wanna hang out with you too. Thanks for inviting me.” He clamps his mouth shut and smiles awkwardly.
Derek gets the idea that as much as he appears to be confident, Stiles is still a fish out of water and his verbal filter is – okay he never really had one so there’s that. Derek isn’t turned off yet though so he just smiles and says, “No problem, just felt like the right thing to do.”
Stiles frowns at that, “What do you mean?"
“You said your home isn’t welcoming you anymore.”
“Doesn’t mean I’m homeless!”
Derek’s eyebrows rise, surprised at the assumption Stiles thinks he made.
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“I mean, no! I meant thank god I didn’t bother anyone else. Not that I’m glad you live alone and single. Because, you know, you could live alone and have a long distance relationship. Or you could be single but living with a family member. I’m just saying, there’s no correlation. None, whatsoever… Even if there was, I mean… I wouldn’t care. Cuz, that’s none of my business. Wow. Fuck. Why am I still talking?”
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Even you can't argue that domestic Sterek is the best Sterek.
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Stiles then glues himself down to Derek. Really, their chests are glued together because of the ice cream stickiness and it distracts Derek to no end.
“Dude, stop fidgeting, I’m trying to make out with you.”