8 Works by pine_cedar_maple

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    Ilya knows he’s no one’s perfect child - in other words, he’s no Shane Hollander. He comes home drunk, he’s fucked around a lot, he’s kind of a pervert. The list goes on.

    He loves Shane, but sometimes, Ilya knows that he can be a burden. Ilya Rozanov does not fit the lifestyle, the image, the branding of Shane Hollander.

    OR 3 +1 times Ilya thinks he’s an embarrassment to Shane. In his last year with Boston, Ilya gets them walked in on (again), he comes home drunk, and he has a nudes leak. Meant to be read as a standalone work despite being in a series!

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    When he fell into bed that night, so late, so dead tired and happy that he hit the pillow smiling, he hoped for a dreamless sleep. His final conscious thought was so deliriously vindictive and comforting to him that he had to whisper it out loud, into the darkness of his empty room.

    “Fuck Ilya Rozanov.”

    Shane Hollander has a sex dream.

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    “Do you have it?” He gestures around, then points at Ilya’s gloves.

    Ilya shrugs, then looks at the ice, then shrugs again.

    “Did you swallow it?” The trainer looks more panicked at that.

    Ilya shrugs once again, then lowers his gloves some more, and slowly, very slowly, opens his fingers. They’re empty.

    “There!” Marlow points excitedly, then suddenly he’s on all fours on the ice, pulling off a glove, and picking something up.

    A moment later and he’s on his knees, gently holding out Ilya’s right front tooth like it’s a ring and they’re getting fucking married.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    Ilya had used the flight wifi to google “how to plan a funeral” and “checklist when family member dies.” The results were as fun as you would think.
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    now we'll say, "it's in god's hands"
    but god doesn't always have the best goddamn plans, does he?

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    “Well, I should get back to decorating my cabin. Um, thanks for your help today, and for not firing my friend.”

    The Darkling grunted. “Don’t thank me for that yet. But please, come back any time.”

    “Alright, thank you…” Alina realized suddenly that she couldn’t call him the Darkling to his face. Shit, shit, shit, what was his first name again… oh!

    “Thank you, Aleksander.”

    His mouth fell open the tiniest bit, but then ever so slowly, he smiled. How did he look even more intimidating when he was smiling?

    “You’re welcome, Alina.”

    *****

    camp counselor au

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    When you show up to a Hydra base and some local vigilantes have already done all the work for you, it's only polite to invite them back to your skyscraper to treat their injuries (ok, maybe you're not inviting them so much as hauling them back unconscious). And really, how can you respect someone's wish for a secret identity when you need to tell if they're concussed?

    update: this story has been abandoned and will not continue

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    2/?
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    He didn’t know why or how he knew Steve, or why he felt like he should be near Steve. Steve was the only thing he knew, aside from various ways to kill a man, but Bucky tried not to acknowledge that.

    So he found out where Steve lived.

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    1/1
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    20
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    After all those years of keeping his magic a secret you'd think Merlin would be better at keeping his mouth shut.

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    1/1
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