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    A series of one-shots (loosely) inspired by Wolf Parade songs.

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    28 May 2026

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    none of these stories are interconnected. they can be read in any order, and you're not missing something if you skip some of them. it's just all my HR fic, gathered in one place.

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    23 May 2026

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    “Wha’ happened?” Shane mumbles.

    Ilya presses the call button for the nurse. “You took a bad hit during the game. We are at hospital.”

    Shane frowns. “What game?” he asks, and then, “Who are you?”

    Ilya blinks back the panic rising in his throat. “Shane, what the fuck? Is me. Ilya.”

    Shane is still frowning. “Rozanov?” he asks, and suddenly, like he’s had a premonition, Ilya knows what Shane is going to say next. Knows from the furrow between his brows and the hunch in his shoulders and the hands that are very conspicuously not reaching for him.

    “Rozanov,” Shane says again. “What the fuck are you doing here?”

    So this is what it feels like for your heart to break.

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    Or: In 2023, Shane takes a bad hit during a game and wakes up with no memory of the last twelve years of his life.

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    11 May 2026

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    Ilya hadn’t known the video existed. If he had known, he would have paid someone to have it destroyed. Would have paid someone to murder Kuznetsov, maybe, just for redundancy's sake. But it was peak stupidity, to keep evidence of your homosexual perversion around in a country where that crime could get you sent to jail for several decades, and Ilya hadn’t thought that Kuznetsov would be that dumb.

    Now here Ilya was, watching a video of his fourteen-year-old self on Twitter getting fucked by his former hockey coach.

    So. There go the plans for the rest of his life.

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    Or: in 2018, during Ilya's last year with the Raiders, an old video is leaked on Twitter. Ilya reacts, or overreacts. Shane does, too.

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    10 May 2026

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    “You cannot go too far with a vampire. Not the way you can with a human.”

    Shane looks at him.

    “You,” he says. Very quiet.

    “Yes.”

    “You want me to feed from you.”

    Something moves across Ilya’s face so fast Shane almost misses it. “For practice,” Ilya says. “I will teach you when to stop.”

    Or: fledgling vampire Shane Hollander can’t control his bite and enlists the only other vampire he knows for help. Ilya Rozanov’s solution is to let Shane feed from him directly — without mentioning that between vampires, feeding is more intimate than sex. Shane thinks they’re practicing. Ilya knows exactly what they’re doing.

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    04 May 2026