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A growing collection of miscellaneous thought projects that I had fun writing. May or may not be featured in future fanfics of mine, but they can exist on their own as well.
Feel free to use for your own fics!
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ON INDEFINITE HIATUS - feel free to continue! Just mention me and send me the link via the methods listed on my profile page. :)
--Two detectives from the RCM unwittingly swap bodies. Kim Kitsuragi quickly learns that his partner is not the only one at the helm of of the infernal engine. Harry Du Bois is stranded alone in silence for the very first time in his life.
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Your name is Dora Ingerlund.
Your parents call you “gift”.
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A rambling take on Dora and my personal headcanons on her childhood, relationship with Harry, and how messed up she might be in general.[Update: Whoops fixed some typos and deleted a couple gross loose threads that went nowhere]
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Midnight, The Stars and You by fartnoise (pisscreant)
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
05 May 2023
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--A guest and a hotel maid have vanished without a trace from Room 29 of L'hôtel Panoramique, leaving nothing but a large bloodstain. La Puta Madre is sniffing around, the list of suspects is shaky, and a freak storm is rolling in.
There's something off about the hotel. Music echoes in the hallways. There is a gap in the door. The reflection in the mirror is warm and alive. There's something here, and it's hunting Harrier Du Bois.
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On The Inquisitor and Her Clan by fartnoise (pisscreant)
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition
23 Oct 2017
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Information about prominent members of the Lavellan clan, written in the style of The World of Thedas entries.
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Cold Skins and Warm Blood by Unfried_Mouth_Wheat
Fandoms: Dracula - Bram Stoker (Novel 1897), Frankenstein - Mary Shelley
27 Jan 2023
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Jonathan Harker meets a tall and unsettling stranger on his way to meet Count Dracula,
And Victor Frankenstein and Elizabeth Lavenza go to England with some friends to help Victor’s mental health, and meet Mina and some of her friends.
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- Part 1 of Cold Skins and Warm Blood
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- English
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- 57,789
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- 35/35
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02 Jul 2022
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All The Rainbow's Heavy Tones by Mogatrat for xanfiction
Fandoms: Life is Strange (Video Game)
25 Dec 2017
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Kate isn't supposed to make friends with juvenile delinquents. But when she witnesses Chloe having a breakdown on campus, she can't help but come to her aid. This small act ends up forging a connection that changes both of their fates.
A world where Max never returned to Arcadia Bay. Kate is lonely, Chloe is lost, and there are no time powers to save anyone.
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- Part 1 of Lift Up These Lifeless Bones
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- English
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- 71,541
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- 22/22
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Bookmarked by fartnoise (pisscreant)
08 Oct 2017
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In another time and place, the kids are all right. For the most part. Save for the spoiled and troubled heir of Arcadia Bay's most infamous family, Nathan Prescott. Just the kind of individual returning resident Max Caulfield doesn’t want to get involved with. However, fate and destiny seem to have other plans, and when it comes to the Prescotts, Max and Nathan are going to discover there are some secrets that don't keep—not even across time and space.
A storm is still coming...🚨 As of August 2026, this fic will remain unfinished. 🚨
I don't want to give up on this massive project, but life, adulthood, and never-ending setbacks have given me little choice as I go into my mid 30's. I thank and will always appreciate my readers who gave me their time and patience with this project, and if interest serves, will follow me to read other projects of mine as time goes on. Thank you all, and I'm sorry it's come to this. Maybe I'll rewrite this someday and condense it better, just make it better overall, but that's not promised. Take care, everyone, and may you all find peace and success your way 🫂- Language:
- English
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- 415,293
- Chapters:
- 36/?
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Bookmarked by fartnoise (pisscreant)
04 Oct 2017
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You need time, huh? That's hilarious, coming from you.
Time doesn't heal all wounds, Maxine. You dip****.
Where the hell do you think scars come from?
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A follow-up to the original game seeing Max and Chloe reconciling with what went down in Arcadia Bay. Grounded emotional trauma/healing with supernatural twists that ultimately lead to resolution. Max is forced to cope with elements of BOTH endings of the game, and how her own humanity has been impacted by her time travel, while Chloe stands by her side to help her work through it all, while also handling her own insecurities.
(M Rating is for language and themes, basically. 'Major Character Death' here is... complex to explain without spoilers, but it doesn't entail any major characters being dead in the end of the story.)
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October 2025 - 20k bonus chapter to celebrate LiS1's 10th anniversary.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 343,586
- Chapters:
- 23/23
- Comments:
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Bookmarked by fartnoise (pisscreant)
19 Aug 2017
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hold your head up (to prevent whiplash) by zedille
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), X-Men: Apocalypse (2016) - Fandom
04 Jun 2019
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Peter makes it to Poland in time to save his stepmother and sister. Not that he knew they existed.
This is the last place Peter expected Magneto to be. No wonder he’d never found him in all his time searching. Why isn’t Magneto out agitating for mutant rights, or trying to kill Reagan on live television, or living it up at a Renaissance Faire with his cape and armor and helmet, or shacking up with women under a false name and having children —
Right.
Well.
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- Part 3 of x-men humor fics (marya mia!)
- Language:
- English
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- 18,951
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- 7/7
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Bookmarked by fartnoise (pisscreant)
21 Oct 2016