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    Seven years into the war Hermione and Ginny are tired of being treated like crap after one too many betrayals from Harry and Ron, they decide to join the Death Eaters, changing the rules and the game in the process.

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    20 Feb 2025

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    “It’s called This or That, Granger. I’m sure you’ll pick it up quick.”

    She glowered at him. “It’s called Would You Rather and it’s a Muggle game, you prat.”

    He made a one-arm gesture of acceptance. “Fine, Granger. Would you rather…” He assessed her then smirked. “Have someone use their hands to give you a back massage or an orgasm?”

    She got the sense he expected her to blush at the word. She stared at him, frustration mounting that he was being so juvenile and making their project take longer than it needed to.

    “Can’t decide?” He quipped when she was still staring at him.

    “Back massage,” she snapped. “I can’t do that myself.”

    He chuckled. “Can’t do either of them yourself, but perhaps you’re too pure to know that. Pity not in the way that matters.”

    Now she looked up. “What?”

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    Or where Malfoy thinks women don’t masturbate and Hermione cannot abide ignorance.

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    14 May 2023

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    Draco is sentenced to five years in Azkaban. On his last night in freedom, Hermione Granger visits him and he confesses that he is still a virgin.

     

    [One-shot written for Deflower Draco Fest 2023]

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    07 May 2023

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    At first, she was shocked. Surprised at her own reactions, and how she found her knickers growing wet after their one-on-one meetings. Then came shame, flaming her cheeks and carving a hollow in her stomach that panged like an empty cauldron.

    Why else did she find herself staring at them during meetings, watching his fingers stroke the soft tip of his quill with a burning tightness in her lungs and tension building in her abdomen? Or how, when he used his thumb to spin one of his rings, she felt each stroke between her thighs? When he rapped a knuckle on the table between them, it echoed the stuttered tempo of her own heart, and only then could she force herself to look away.

    Draco Malfoy's hands were her most despicable fantasy. 

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    “What do you want, then? I have to cover the sick ward on the second floor.”

    Malfoy put his hands in his pockets. “DMLE is pulling you from the floor for a bit. I’ve come to bring you straight to Robards.”

    Hermione’s nostrils flared. “He can’t just do that! I have patients and responsibilities here that I can’t just leave on his whim.”

    “I’m just following orders. Better me than McLaggen, yeah? At least I’m nice to look at.”

    Hermione crossed her arms. “You can’t make me go. Robards isn’t my boss and I’ve done nothing illegal to require an Auror escort. If he wants to see me so badly, he can schedule a meeting like a normal human being.”

    “I have a summons,” Malfoy said. He pulled a piece of parchment from the pocket of his dress robes. The seal of the Office of the Minister of Magic stared back at her. She scowled.

    “I hate your entire department.”

    “Well, that’s just factually inaccurate, Granger. I have it on good authority that you happen to like me.”

    [In which Hermione is brought in to assist the DMLE and her current FWB, Draco, with a peculiar outbreak of dragon-pox] COMPLETE

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