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Confessions of Love (That Ain’t Never Gonna Come) by pleaseignorethis
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
03 Sep 2023
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Hal should’ve known better than to underestimate the man. This was Bruce Wayne, and Hal Jordan knew exactly two things about Bruce Wayne with absolute certainty:
1. He’s Batman.
2. He’s breathtakingly gorgeous.And honestly, Hal was only 97 percent sure on that first thing.
Hal and Bruce have casual sex. And then they have it again... and again... and again... and they might hold hands a few times... and talk about their feelings...
But it's definitely very, very casual.
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Promises You Can’t Keep by pleaseignorethis
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
10 Jul 2023
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“The kid refuses to wear real protection, for fuck’s sake,” Batman continued. “Robin insists on wearing that damn leotard to fight gang members that have been in prison longer than he’s been alive. He was reciting statistics to me the other day about Gotham’s homicide rate.
“He’s a child, Kal. He shouldn’t even know the word homicide. He should be memorizing state capitols and the difference between stalactites and stalagmites. All I want is to swaddle him in bubble wrap and Kevlar and full-length pants, but he won’t let me.”
Or:
No, Clark, Batman is not trying to create child soldiers. Yes, he might be doing it by accident.
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I Wanna Marry a Lighthouse Keeper by pleaseignorethis
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
08 Jan 2023
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After Tartarus, Annabeth isn’t okay. She knows she’s not okay—how could she not? But she’s also scared of asking for help and risking the possibility that nothing can make it better.
Or: Annabeth has a panic attack in her high school bathroom and reflects on her pain.
Or (even more accurately): Annabeth is having an absolutely terrible time.
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One for Sorrow by endoftheworld
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins
20 Mar 2022
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This is the river I crawled from
and I refuse to drown here
- Clementine von RadicsKaz Brekker is reaped for the 71st Annual Hunger Games, kicking off a line of Victors that will change Panem forever. First in a series.
Series
- Part 1 of Now We All Are Chosen Ones
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08 Jan 2026
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looking back, annabeth doesn’t think she ever had a relationship with her father past observing him.
(or in which annabeth’s dad helps her and percy move into their new apartment and there is no reconciliation)
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08 Jan 2026
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hold me, hold me (never let me go) by loveleee
Fandoms: Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins
10 May 2012
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"Do you think we could've still been friends, if all this had never happened?"
Katniss and Peeta, the night after their day on the roof. Set during Catching Fire.
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03 Jan 2026
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Belly really should've known better than to send him that picture of her tits.
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- 3/?
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05 Dec 2025
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Wouldn't be the first renegade to need somebody by laurellore, rainsoaked
Fandoms: The Summer I Turned Pretty (TV 2022)
21 Sep 2025
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“You know, ever since he got that job, he does seem better.”
“Yeah. That's what Taylor said.”
“Taylor?”
“Yeah.”
“It is crazy to me that you guys still talk.”
“I know. It's kind of a weird twist of fate that the only person who texts me back is Taylor Jewel, but…”Or, a complete history of Taylor and Conrad texting each other back. They’re friends now. Full of references to 3x09 through the Christmas epilogue.
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23 Sep 2025