podado
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- Homestuck (6)
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This is my attempt at Kinktober. I will try my best to keep up but no promises! Please enjoy.
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They won the game but Dave finds himself struggling with the fact that he is back in his old apartment. He tries to keep a level head but of course Dirk is quick to notice that something's wrong.
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- Part 1 of Stridercest 2025
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Jay attempts to hate someone other than himself. It doesn't work out the way he wants it to.
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- Part 4 of Oh Darling, Where Do We Go From Here?
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Being the middle leaf is easier to navigate. Jay just needs to tell himself this enough times to believe it.
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- Part 3 of Oh Darling, Where Do We Go From Here?
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Jay spirals through emotions that he brought upon himself, and someone finds him pitiable enough to pick up the pieces.
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- Part 2 of Oh Darling, Where Do We Go From Here?
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- 1,294
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Jay Crocker and his failings throughout the quadrants
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Your name is Jade Harley. You spend your time crocheting, watching TV, and using your work as a private investigator to stay on top of your... issues. And the other day, A-list director David Strider, who has recently come into guardianship of his younger brother, requested your services.
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AKA: No-SBURB AU where Jade and Dave meet through Jade's job as a PI.
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05 Jan 2026
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A troll who longs to be human, but who constantly is seen as Beforean royalty. The only way he feels empowered and part of a society that refuses to see him for who he is inside is through sex. Everyone has sex; he's no better than anyone else.
A troll who longs to be given full agency, but who constantly is seen as a cullable mutant. The only way he feels empowered and part of a society that refuses to see him for who he is inside is through purity. Everyone else is tainted; he's better than anyone else.Two trolls obsessed over their image and reputation. How can you learn to truly understand someone else when you are so fixated on yourself?
Let’s pick one of their shared timelines at random and see what happens, from beginning to the very end. Spoiler alert: they will ruin each other. And they will gladly do it again.
(Alternatively: the author was fed up of lovey-dovey Cronkri fucking and wanted them to be dickheads that slowly get better (and then worse and then better again). And THEN they fuck.)- - - On Pause as of Dec. '25 to get writing mojo back - - -
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28 Nov 2025
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In Which John Egbert is Allowed to Feel Rage for Once in his Life by bewarethepurpleone
Fandoms: Homestuck
22 Nov 2025
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John stared at the eyeless muse, waiting for her to crack a joke or at least a smile. Something to let the poor kid know that this wasn't what was actually waiting for him--for all of them--so close to the end of the game. No such solace came, and a dull memory began to flicker in the back of the teenager's head, one that burned hot for just a moment before fading quietly into a migraine waiting to happen. A memory of himself and his ectobiological sister. And a movie he hadn't realized was as AWFUL as it was.
"So, is being a shitty writer a requirement for cherubs, or is it a family trait?"
The Heir of Breath is recruited by Alternate Calliope to help ensure Homestuck^2 never happens. The clearest way to make it work is to force the game to run a patch before its completion, but it will require a lot of work on John's end, and the results are something no one but Alt Calliope and her increasingly fed up editor could have expected. John has never felt closer to the Makaras, and as time goes on, the feelings start to be reciprocated.
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- Part 1 of Patchstuck
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27 Nov 2025
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9. Pegging |
Emetophilia | Clone sex/selfcestDave’s seemed a little iffy on the whole subject of sex, so John somehow finds the perfect gift: a strap-on.
The fucking idiot.
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- Part 9 of DevilOfWire's Kinktober 2020
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27 Nov 2025
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You slip down to the floor, back against your wall and knees up to your chest. At last, the flow of tears begin to fall and you sniffle into your pajama pants and hang your head, hoping that you could just disappear.
You hoped that when you opened your eyes, the past four years had simply just been a really long dream.
John ends up upset after things break off with Dave, and Bro Strider comes to cure him of his loneliness.
(story on indefinite hiatus)
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27 Nov 2025