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The Honeymoon Phase by polite_warning
Fandoms: The Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue Series - Mackenzi Lee
25 Jun 2024
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I’m spotted staring and I freeze like a wildlife photographer caught by a bear. Percy smirks at me, tapping his thigh. “Did you leave teeth marks on me?”
“It’s not my fault you look like a snack,” I reply, sauntering up to him and putting my arms around him, staring at how good we look in the mirror.
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The Sequel to Groom's Guide, Monty's POV
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- Part 2 of Wedding and Honeymoon
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The Groom's Guide to Kidnapping and Knot-Tying by polite_warning
Fandoms: The Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue Series - Mackenzi Lee
15 May 2024
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"I love you," I whisper to him. "Are you okay?"
"What? Me? Oh, you mean from the kidnapping?" he jests lightly, pulling back to lay his head against his pillow. "Happens all the time. I've become quite accomplished at it, in fact."
"Monty..."
"Although accomplished at being kidnapped or at surviving them, I'm not sure..."
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Monty is kidnapped on their wedding day. Honestly, all Percy wanted was a perfect day with the love of his life. Was that asking too much?
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- Part 1 of Wedding and Honeymoon
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The Photographer's Guide to Fame and Nudity by polite_warning
Fandoms: The Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue Series - Mackenzi Lee
30 Apr 2024
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Monty decides he's going to make an OnlyFans. It's a real sticking point for Percy.
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From the kinkmeme--OP asked for a modern AU with Slit and Nux as tatted/pierced punk boys but Nux still has cancer. This is what I came up with.
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Complications have damaged John's working relationship with Sherlock, and the great detective has gone off on his own and gotten into big trouble.
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Wedding and Honeymoon by polite_warning
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25 Jun 2024
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"No, mate, that's not what I--"
Edwin rises and plants his palms decisively on the desk. "I've never truly committed to your many past attempts to whip me into shape, Charles, but I think I'm finally willing to try it. Genuinely."
Charles blinks, and struggles not to look too disbelieving. "Oh, really? … Brilliant."
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Ghosts, by nature, are as strong as they want to be. Charles helps Edwin find his motivation, which turns out to be something neither of them expects...
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- Part 2 of Dead Boy Detectives
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24 Aug 2024
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I Swallow the Sound & It Swallows Me Whole by AddictHoe8469
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
19 Aug 2024
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A few months after the boys return from the States and have fallen back into their normal case-solving ventures, they haven't had to deal with any cases involving Witches. This changes, though, when a client needs them to retrieve a spell book for her from one. Edwin and Charles feel a little apprehensive at first, given their past dealings with Esther, but they take it anyway. They believe the case to be pretty straightforward until pushed-down feelings and memories threaten to get in the way.
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Charles is still trying to figure things out after Edwin's confession in Hell, and a case with a witch forces him to confront that and his past traumas.
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24 Aug 2024
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They’ve been working it out slowly in the two months since that awful night—it being something romantic, something that’s quite frankly more than dating, yet not all that different in shape from what existed before.
Point is, as much as Charles loves Crystal, a little time just for him and Edwin had sounded…nice. And probably needed. Except now she won’t be back until Thursday.
Which is fine. Totally fine. No outside rescue just means that they have to save themselves, that they have to figure this out solo—the two of them against the world, just like old times.
Nothing ever went wrong back then.
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In which a case goes wrong, the boys have an awful time, and - for Christ's sake - there aren't enough blades around for us both to fall on our sword, Charles.
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19 Aug 2024
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An encounter with an enchanted puzzle box locks up most of Charles’ memories and leaves him thinking he and Edwin are in love. With a recipe from Tragic Mick for a potion to counteract the spell and strict instructions to go along with Charles' delusions, all Edwin has to do is keep up the ruse for three days. He can make it three days. Right?
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17 Aug 2024
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“Crystal, you've seen him without me. You have never seen me without him.”
When Charles is taken by a powerful and mysterious entity, already hurt from protecting Edwin; Edwin loses his mind. He will stop at nothing to get his partner, the love of his life, back.
It's not like it's the first time he's had to do it. (He honestly thought that at least the European supernatural community had learnt their lesson about taking Charles away from him. It seems like a reminder is due.)
Day 1 of painlandweek. Language of Love: Acts of service (because killing a b*tch and plunging into obscurity to rescue your other half counts); and Sickfic (because Charles is not having a good time, poor boy).
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- Part 1 of Painland Week 2024
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14 Aug 2024