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The Honeymoon Phase by polite_warning
Fandoms: The Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue Series - Mackenzi Lee
25 Jun 2024
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I’m spotted staring and I freeze like a wildlife photographer caught by a bear. Percy smirks at me, tapping his thigh. “Did you leave teeth marks on me?”
“It’s not my fault you look like a snack,” I reply, sauntering up to him and putting my arms around him, staring at how good we look in the mirror.
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The Sequel to Groom's Guide, Monty's POV
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- Part 2 of Wedding and Honeymoon
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The Groom's Guide to Kidnapping and Knot-Tying by polite_warning
Fandoms: The Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue Series - Mackenzi Lee
15 May 2024
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"I love you," I whisper to him. "Are you okay?"
"What? Me? Oh, you mean from the kidnapping?" he jests lightly, pulling back to lay his head against his pillow. "Happens all the time. I've become quite accomplished at it, in fact."
"Monty..."
"Although accomplished at being kidnapped or at surviving them, I'm not sure..."
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Monty is kidnapped on their wedding day. Honestly, all Percy wanted was a perfect day with the love of his life. Was that asking too much?
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- Part 1 of Wedding and Honeymoon
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The Photographer's Guide to Fame and Nudity by polite_warning
Fandoms: The Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue Series - Mackenzi Lee
30 Apr 2024
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Monty decides he's going to make an OnlyFans. It's a real sticking point for Percy.
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From the kinkmeme--OP asked for a modern AU with Slit and Nux as tatted/pierced punk boys but Nux still has cancer. This is what I came up with.
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Complications have damaged John's working relationship with Sherlock, and the great detective has gone off on his own and gotten into big trouble.
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If there's trouble, Sherlock will find it, step in it, get stuck in it. During a case, Sherlock is grabbed right in front of John.
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Martin Crieff sat in a van. Martin Crieff was such a sad man. As the storm started a rumble, he took a great tumble, and following, he had no plan.
(The whole thing isn't a limerick, I swear.)
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After a mugging, Martin is assumed dead. The others are left shaken. (No real character death)
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Sometimes sex ends in a bang and a whimper. [Dom!John/sub!Lock]
**Warning: Contains non-con elements within the confines of a consensual relationship and roleplaying.**