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they get down with the get down in the shower simple as that my friends
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"He puts his hand up on his forehead, succeeding at blocking a bit of light. Squinting against the sun, he tries to read the sign. “What the hell do you think that means?”
“What? Refuge, or ‘By Their Sacrifice Our Town is Made Safe’?”
“The second one, jackass.” Rowan turns his head over his shoulder as he and Antonia walk away from the sign and into Refuge, the rustic town in the center of the Woven Gulch. It was still another couple days trip into Neverwinter- what was an evening in Refuge?" -
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"So Stan grows up and realizes he's got feelings for Kyle, but he's gone his like whole young adult life not knowing that Asian girls don't actually decide who's gay and who's not. So Randy has to be like 'nah son it's your own fault sorry my being PC resulted in you being an idiot for like 7 years.' That's the whole fic right there. The end."
- the exact text I sent my best friend to describe the premise of this fic.
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Without thinking too hard about anything, Eric gathers Jack’s other hand, places his wrists together, and, slowly, giving Jack time to pull away, pulls them up and over his head to pin them on the pillow.
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04 Nov 2019
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Courtship by YamBits
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
07 May 2018
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When one of Frodo's older cousins comes for a visit, he lets slip that Frodo had a tryst with a lad back at Brandy Hall. Bilbo decides to do what he can to help Frodo feel free to court who he pleases, and tries to go about setting him up with someone. Turns out he may not have to look very far.
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02 Feb 2019
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Three Points where Two Lines Meet by luckie_dee for writingonpostcards
Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)
24 Dec 2018
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When Jack makes the decision to invite his parents to visit for the holidays, he wants to show them he's doing just fine in his new life by cooking them dinner. Luckily, he finds a food blog whose owner is more than willing to offer advice. And then there's the cute guy at the grocery store. And Shitty won't stop trying to set him up with his girlfriend's roommate...
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27 Dec 2018
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Bitty is tired of guys treating him as if he's fragile.
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25 Aug 2017
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At 8:51 on an overcast Wednesday morning in October, 25-year-old Stanley Marsh finally knows what love at first sight means when a specialist is sent to save his failing branch office.
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09 Jul 2017