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    GOT UR NUMB3R! by

    Fandoms: ATEEZ (Band)  

    21 Jul 2024

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    Me:
    so do you fuck

     

    Park Seonghwa:
    what lol

     

    Me:
    you talk about sex a lot but do you fuck? Do you have sex. Just humor me, I’m so bored rn

     

    Park Seonghwa:
    yeah I fuck. I really like sex.

     

    Park Seonghwa:
    do u fuck?

     

    Me:
    not as much as I used to. I think the last time I had sex was sophomore year. God

     

    Park Seonghwa:
    was it good

     

    Me:
    what

     

    Hongjoong is a suffering college student who sucks at math and, to make matters worse, hasn't gotten laid in almost two years. So when the phone number his friend Wooyoung gives him turns out to be a total stranger instead of the math genius Wooyoung had promised, Hongjoong can't seem to make himself leave this wrong number alone. Especially when he learns that the number belongs to a super sex positive kind of guy (read: total freak), who is all too eager to hear about Hongjoong's sad sex life.

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    26 Jan 2026

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    Bloomed Into You by

    Fandoms: ATEEZ (Band)  

    28 Oct 2025

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    Captain and Starlight are perfect for each other. Hongjoong and Seonghwa? Not so much.

    For two years, Captain has been Seonghwa’s refuge, his online friend, the one that makes the world feel lighter. Captain is soft, patient, and a rock when Seonghwa needs comfort, teasing when he needs a push. Their chats have always been a little flirty, but lately they’ve been drifting somewhere else. Somewhere Captain craves control and Seonghwa just want to let go.

    And yet, when morning comes, Seonghwa’s reality is nothing like that. Next door to his newly opened flower shop is Kim Hongjoong: tattooed, cocky and with an infuriatingly hot tongue piercing and words sharp enough to cut deep. They clash every time they cross paths and Seonghwa just wants Hongjoong to leave him alone.

    What Seonghwa doesn’t realize is that the asshole he can’t stand might bring more than just cigarette smoke and hurtful words into his life.

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    07 Jan 2026

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    Perfect Illusion by

    Fandoms: ATEEZ (Band)  

    17 Dec 2025

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    "If you were the last living creature left on earth, I still wouldn’t fuck you, Mr. Napoleon… Rest assured." Seonghwa spat, and Hongjoong let out an amused scoff; like this whole thing was nothing more than a game to him.

    And maybe it really wasn’t.

    “Good to know. If that day ever comes, I’ll make sure to die before you ask, Angel face.”

    ⊹.݁˖.݁༉‧₊˚.

    Seonghwa wasn’t supposed to end up marrying the man who shattered his heart two years ago. He wouldn’t make the same mistake twice.

    Except he did.

    And now, knee-deep in the pile of shit he swore he’d never walk into again,

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    11 Nov 2025

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    Darlin', Honey, Sweetheart, Buckle Bunny. by

    Fandoms: ATEEZ (Band)  

    17 Oct 2025

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    San had heard a saying, before. Something about being soft enough to hold a bird in your hands and not hurt it, but steady enough to keep it so it didn’t fly away. He didn’t want to be rough, but that was kind of what he’d ended up being, for a while.

    He could lie and say he didn’t know what changed it. What had turned his working hands into softer, kinder ones. What had softened him into something malleable enough to be loved. What allowed him to keep that little bird, sitting happily in his palm, deciding on its own that that was where it wanted to stay. That was where it felt safest, most loved.

    He’d never managed to keep hold of something so fleeting before.

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    07 Jun 2025

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    Tingles by

    Fandoms: ATEEZ (Band)  

    18 Jul 2020

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    Hongjoong kind of maybe has a crush on his favorite ASMR YouTuber. It’s nothing really, for Hongjoong it kind of feels like having a crush on a celebrity or something of the like.

    Mars ASMR is like, really good at ASMR. An actual sentence that had come out of Hongjoong’s actual mouth when he had told San about ASMR, back when he first stumbled upon it.

    (Russian translation now kindly provided: here)

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    24 May 2025