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call it like cain instinct by spreadsheet (postcanons) for RelTheNonConnoisseur
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
23 Jul 2023
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Atsumu doesn't take Osamu wanting to leave to pursue the culinary arts well. Like, lock-your-twin-brother-into-your-den-slash-closet-until-he-agrees-to-stay kind of not well.
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to be or not to be: that is, a Roomba by postcanons
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
06 Jan 2023
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2 truths & 1 lie (or, Todoroki “Conspiracy Theorist” Shoto’s thought process):
- Bakugou Katsuki loves cleaning, and is as aggressive as he is efficient about it.
- The Roomba keeps yelling, “DIE, FUCKERS!” every time it collides into something. It’s also immaculately leaving a shiny dust-free trail behind it.
- Bakugou is the Roomba.
In which Denki Kaminari is a technologist and content creator, there’s yet another vacumn cleaner stuck in Class A’s ceiling, Kamino Ward 2.0 goes remarkably well, and Monoma punks himself, all while Bakugou’s grandmother gets (re)married.
Also, half of the Pro Heroes and the entirety of the League of Villains fail at two truths one lie. Is it so hard to believe Bakugou likes cleaning?
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if i'm on fire, you'll be made of ashes too by postcanons for winterleaving
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
15 Feb 2021
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Touya does die, that day at Sekoto Peak, flesh set ablaze in a funeral pyre of his own making.
Enji walks out of the dojo, not without injury, but without a son. Touya swears: next time, he will at least have made his father crawl. In the future, Dabi muses that Endeavor will not leave at all.
AU in which Touya’s flames are only Cremation until all that’s left are ashes—then, they transform into Phoenix Flames, and from his blue blaze Dabi rises again, and again, and again.
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“What the fuck,” Sakusa says. “Hinata, how long have you thought Miya and Kageyama were… a thing?”
“Since high school,” Shouyou answers truthfully, glad it was an easy question. “Second year, I think? I figured it out because at Youth Camp, Atsumu asked if Kageyama was dating someone, so we figured he was interested in him since!”
“Someone,” says Sakusa darkly.
“Yeah! He thought Kageyama was dating me, isn’t that funny?” Shouyou laughs but stops when he notices Sakusa isn’t laughing along. “Omi-san?”
“No. It wasn’t funny. But this is,” Sakusa concludes, and walks away.
The six year thesis on the state of KageAtsu, as said by Hinata Shouyou, MSBY Black Jackals OP
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these hands could hold the world by postcanons
Fandoms: 約束のネバーランド | Yakusoku no Neverland | The Promised Neverland (Manga)
13 Nov 2020
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Hidden in Minerva’s settlement in the human world, they survive, like they always do, but—
Phil wants to ride a steam train. Thoma and Lani want to invent a new DEF engine for a Formula 1 racecar, then drive it. Anna and Gilda want to travel to Paris. Nigel wants to work at NASA. Carol wants to be in the movies.
Goddamn is Emma going to make sure her family achieves all their dreams and more.
Survival isn’t the same as living, and Emma is ready to do whatever it takes to make sure all of her family get to live their lives out to its fullest.
Vowsverse. Alternate postcanon where Emma doesn't lose her memories.
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- Part 2 of vows / a million dreams
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smoke and mirrors by postcanons
Fandoms: 約束のネバーランド | Yakusoku no Neverland | The Promised Neverland (Manga)
26 Oct 2020
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He sees her everywhere, at first: a flash of auburn hair outside the testing room’s glass walls. Her smile, sunlight, illuminating a crowd of children. Hears a phantom “good morning, Norman!” when he wakes; her high, uncontained laughter echoing down the glass-lined corridors.
He sees her everywhere in the corner of his eyes, and every time his dumb hope picks at his heartstrings like an off-pitch harp, each note crying out into silence when he turns and Emma is nothing but smoke and mirrors.
Borrowing Emma’s hope, breaking out of Lambda, becoming Minerva. Norman and his ghosts in the 568 days he spends away from his best friends.
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- Part 1 of my old friends become new again
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“You’re like, what, a fucking Snow White now?”
Yahaba looks up from where he is engaged in the semi-worrying number of birds that are currently trying to perch (nest?) on multiple parts of his body. “So, what can you do?”
At that moment, a crow chooses to dive down to join Yahaba’s little party, giving Kyoutani a face full of feathers as it shoots past. In that same instance, Kyoutani monotonously recites, “A crow’s brain-to-body ratio is equivalent to that of a chimpanzee’s, and not that far off from a human’s.” Then: “FUCK!”
“Holy shit,” Yahaba breathes, because this is gold.
It is 5:45 AM, on June 1st, in the Miyagi Prefecture, the night a comet fell from the sky and suddenly everyone has weird powers and Yahaba attracts birds and Kyoutani is a walking animal documentary and this suddenly all hits, because Yahaba cannot stop laughing.
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In which Oikawa Tooru can read minds, Yahaba Shigeru becomes Snow White in all but name, and Kyoutani Kentarou involuntarily learns a shit-ton of animal facts and is constantly red in the face (for more reasons than the obvious)Oh, also— the sexual tension is obvious enough that a crow has to play matchmaker.
