prettyh8mchn
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i only want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with me by prettyh8mchn
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
11 May 2026
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It's not an uncommon thing, Matt messing up Jay's "game", as Jay called it. Jay, that whore, she brings home a guy, Matt makes some off kilter comment about Jay's pussy or the war in Iraq or the plot of some Lars Von Trier movie, the guy feels uncomfortable and leaves. Jay threatening to leave the band and slamming her bedroom door in Matt's face is just another stage of the Matt and Jay homeostasis. It's all fine.
They'll have hot gay sex in chapter 2 give me a little ok. Title from dance dance by fall out boy
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pretty boy floating face-down in a pond of glue by prettyh8mchn
Fandoms: The Dirties (2013)
10 May 2026
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“Yeah, but, like, we’re doing that. In The Dirties. We’re killing people, like them. Doesn’t it make sense to, like, homage Van Sant through that? Thematically, I mean. Obviously.”
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Cringe pseudo-projection sorta thing there's not much else to this #ROFLCopter I wrote this a couple weeks ago. I'll add more the next time I want to hurt myself or others
Matt the dirties you make me insane . Title from burning man by car seat headrest
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"You would let me kill you," Henry says, not a question, not a statement, but an order.
"Yes," Bunny says, breathless. "Yes, I would."
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26 May 2026
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Something clicks into place for Matt, a fitting together of two puzzle pieces, his flesh as one and Jay’s teeth as the other. “It’s like you’re trying to eat me,” he breathes, and finds himself far more turned on by the notion than he thought he would be. Not that he thought he’d be getting fucked by Jay tonight, or ever, or that he even knew he wanted to, or if he even wants to be ‘fucked’ in the gay way at all and not just eaten alive, but this is the closest he’ll ever get.
(Jay wants to consume. Matt wants to be consumed.)
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26 May 2026
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you already know me, use me backwards to try it out by cortamambo
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
30 Mar 2026
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The burning in Jay’s face is enough to make him itchy. He can’t identify the emotion behind it. It’s indignation and it’s mortification and it’s a new word ending in -ation no one has ever felt in history before called ‘Matt is talking about having a shitty girlfriend and that’s me’. He keeps his tight fists at his sides and his jaw clenched and Matt holds his gaze but he breathes like Jay just sent him for a race. And maybe Jay wants a race now.
It's 2008. Matt's a little bit drunk. Jay's a little bit high.
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08 May 2026
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we have to take our clothes off (to have a good time) by pisstoputyouout
Fandoms: Fall Out Boy, Gym Class Heroes, Bandom
09 Oct 2024
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So, maybe Patrick has a little bit of a crush. And she also can’t stop thinking about Jo’s comment that Travie’s rumored to have made girls cum hard enough to pass out.
She’s also noticed that Pete was right. Travie does look at her a certain way. Her smile is a little wider than it is with everyone else, her eyes a little softer with a glint of something that lights a fire in Patrick’s stomach. If, as Pete says, Patrick needs to get laid—well, she could do a lot worse than Travie McCoy.
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08 May 2026
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chained to the heaven i like by Estrella3791
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
06 May 2026
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"I could…" Matt licks her lips and Jay's eyes drop to track the movement, sending flashes of heat to Matt's belly. "I could do it. If you wanted."
"You don't know how to go down on a woman," says Jay, sounding almost as breathless as Matt feels at the proposition.
"I can figure it out," Matt retorts indignantly. "It's not rocket science."
"Prove it," says Jay, but her voice is faint and her chest is heaving and she's looking at Matt with the kind of eyes that Matt has never dared even to imagine.
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Webseries Era Matt and Jay have lesbian sex and then it all goes to hell.
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07 May 2026