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Good Intentions: Who Killed the Maharaja of Alwar? by procrastific
Fandoms: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries (TV)
14 Aug 2023
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Phryne flies back to Alwar on hearing that her husband, the Maharaja of Alwar has been murdered, and tries to find out who killed him. She is surprised when she discovers who it is.
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Draco Malfoy and the Case of the Brighton Beach Butcher by augustaoctavia
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Feb 2025
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A serial killer is on the loose--and the DMLE is struggling to crack the case. Head of Homicides, Draco Malfoy, works closely with Unspeakable Hermione Granger as she develops a groundbreaking technique to pull the last imprinted memory from the victim's bodies, in hopes they will be able to track down the person responsible.
Meanwhile, Draco struggles to track down a one-night stand who rocked his world, then disappeared. Draco throws himself into solving these mysteries to distract himself from the growing tension between him and Granger—which is becoming harder and harder to ignore.
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- Part 1 of Malfoy Mysteries
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20 Sep 2026
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Astoria Greengrass and Pansy Parkinson are dead. The circumstances surrounding their separate ends are mysterious indeed.
Of course, there exists a link between them: the lover, the shadow... the disgraced ex-Auror, Draco Malfoy.
Driven by her penchant for intrigue, Hermione agrees to help the Auror Office by orchestrating a honey trap to seduce and ensnare Draco. Little does she know, she might just be walking into a trap of her own...
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20 Sep 2026
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Two years after the war, a young stranger pays a visit to the burrow. His arrival alone is baffling, but the news he brings of an upcoming war turns the world upside down. Hermione's quiet, post-war life will never be the same.
Авреліан (Українська) In Progress
Aurelian (Polski) In Progress
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16 Sep 2026
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After a terrible week in which Crookshanks died and Ron left her via four words on a scrap of parchment, 30-year-old Hermione is forced to take a leave of absence from work. Unfortunately, it quickly becomes clear her job was the last thing keeping her sane.
When she finds out Harry is investigating the unexplained disappearance of Draco Malfoy—now an Unspeakable in the Department of Mysteries—she finally has a problem to solve. The case sucks her in in more ways than one, and she finds herself tangling with a powerful magical object, as well as Draco's weird and wonderful subconscious.
tl;dr Hermione gathers extensive material for an inevitable 'Am I the Asshole?' post
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12 Sep 2026
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An accident in the Department of Mysteries leaves Hermione Granger stranded in a world not quite her own, her only companion the unknowable Draco Malfoy. Together, they learn who they truly are by virtue of who they could have been.
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12 Sep 2026