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Draco Malfoy and the Case of the Brighton Beach Butcher by augustaoctavia
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Feb 2025
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A serial killer is on the loose--and the DMLE is struggling to crack the case. Head of Homicides, Draco Malfoy, works closely with Unspeakable Hermione Granger as she develops a groundbreaking technique to pull the last imprinted memory from the victim's bodies, in hopes they will be able to track down the person responsible.
Meanwhile, Draco struggles to track down a one-night stand who rocked his world, then disappeared. Draco throws himself into solving these mysteries to distract himself from the growing tension between him and Granger—which is becoming harder and harder to ignore.
PODFIC by @Pensieve_Podfics NOW COMPLETE!
PLEASE DON’T ADD TO GOODREADS, etc. Please refer to insta or my profile for other policies.Series
- Part 1 of Malfoy Mysteries
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- English
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- 179,520
- Chapters:
- 28/28
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 1,805
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20 Sep 2026
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Astoria Greengrass and Pansy Parkinson are dead. The circumstances surrounding their separate ends are mysterious indeed.
Of course, there exists a link between them: the lover, the shadow... the disgraced ex-Auror, Draco Malfoy.
Driven by her penchant for intrigue, Hermione agrees to help the Auror Office by orchestrating a honey trap to seduce and ensnare Draco. Little does she know, she might just be walking into a trap of her own...
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- English
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- 84,753
- Chapters:
- 29/29
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- 636
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- 615
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- 28,885
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20 Sep 2026
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Two years after the war, a young stranger pays a visit to the burrow. His arrival alone is baffling, but the news he brings of an upcoming war turns the world upside down. Hermione's quiet, post-war life will never be the same.
Авреліан (Українська) In Progress
Aurelian (Polski) In Progress
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- English
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- 255,436
- Chapters:
- 43/43
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- 1,205
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- 11,149
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16 Sep 2026
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After a terrible week in which Crookshanks died and Ron left her via four words on a scrap of parchment, 30-year-old Hermione is forced to take a leave of absence from work. Unfortunately, it quickly becomes clear her job was the last thing keeping her sane.
When she finds out Harry is investigating the unexplained disappearance of Draco Malfoy—now an Unspeakable in the Department of Mysteries—she finally has a problem to solve. The case sucks her in in more ways than one, and she finds herself tangling with a powerful magical object, as well as Draco's weird and wonderful subconscious.
tl;dr Hermione gathers extensive material for an inevitable 'Am I the Asshole?' post
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 153,536
- Chapters:
- 44/44
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 2,388
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- 2,736
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- 1,322
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- 114,393
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12 Sep 2026
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An accident in the Department of Mysteries leaves Hermione Granger stranded in a world not quite her own, her only companion the unknowable Draco Malfoy. Together, they learn who they truly are by virtue of who they could have been.
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- English
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- 116,972
- Chapters:
- 30/30
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- 20
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- 1,740
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- 4,838
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- 2,408
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- 241,986
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12 Sep 2026
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Something Wretched / Something Precious by loonyloonyloony
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Sep 2026
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Hermione Granger is the youngest Head of Department in Ministry history, and three years into the legislative fight of her life. After a messy break-up, she doesn't have time for anything else besides her work—or so she keeps telling herself.
Draco Malfoy has spent his life becoming very good at hiding things. What he's hiding, mostly, is his decade-long pining for her.
Then, he is transferred out of the Auror Office and directly into hers—reporting to her, five days a week, with a bill to help save and nowhere to hide.
As the vote draws closer and the Wizengamot digs in against them, the two of them become something neither planned for: allies first, and then—despite a decade of history and every reason in the world to know better—something else entirely.
[or: A bill to pass, a decade of history, and two idiots falling in love—expect slow-burn, forced-proximity, he-fell-first, and the chaotic ensemble cast we love!]
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09 Sep 2026
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“Here we go.” He tossed the first folder aside in favour of flipping open the next. “A woman filed a report after her parents returned from a trip to…Willowsea? Wherever the fuck that is. Apparently they…oh.”
Granger leapt forward, reaching for the folder. “Let me see.”
“No, I’m reading it.” He turned away from her. “It says here that they’ve lost their magic.”
“What?”
In the small coastal town of Willowsea, strange happenings occur. Magic vanishes, memories fade, and an odd young couple have an unfortunate habit of asking too many questions.
- Language:
- English
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- 158,781
- Chapters:
- 24/24
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 2,372
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- 1,072
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30 Aug 2026
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The Care & Keeping of Your Common Domestic Dragon by OgdensTopShelf
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Sep 2026
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Conventional wisdom maintains that the common domestic dragon (d. domesticus) is aggressive by nature.
In Hermione Granger’s professional observations, such behavior can be mitigated through proper care and keeping, which begins with three simple rules:
1. Mind the hatchling.
2. Feed regularly.
3. Approach slowly.Unfortunately for Hermione, "slowly" has never been her preferred methodology.
When a pediatric file lands in the already-teetering pile on Healer Granger’s desk, she can't bring herself to refuse the case—not when the child has been turned away from St. Mungo’s for reasons no one is willing to explain and bears a blood curse that shouldn't be possible.
Only after taking the case does she learn that her newest patient is, to her mounting consternation, Draco Malfoy's son.
- Language:
- English
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- 72,437
- Chapters:
- 10/54
- Comments:
- 254
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- 349
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- 211
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17 Aug 2026
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LONG fic charting the marauders' time at Hogwarts (and beyond) from Remus' PoV - diversion from canon in that Remus's father died and he was raised in a children's home, and is a bit rough around the edges. Otherwise canon-compliant.
1971 - 1995This IS a wolfstar fic, but incredibly slow burn. Literally years. Long build up but worth it I promise!
PLEASE DO NOT COPY TO WATTPAD. SERIOUSLY, WHY??
Spotify playlist:
https://open.spotify.com/user/htl2006/playlist/3z2NbLq2IVGG0NICBqsN2D?si=Liyl_JKJSx2RUqks3p50kg(Compiled by amazing reader, JustAnotherPerson)
DISCLAIMER: I do not support JK Rowling's disgusting transphobic views.
NOTE: I AM NO LONGER READING OR REPLYING TO COMMENTS ON THIS FIC
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- Part 1 of All the Young Dudes
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 526,969
- Chapters:
- 188/188
- Comments:
- 50,769
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- 325,070
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- 57,462
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06 Aug 2026
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“Do you remember when I told the minister that the Time Turner isn’t a weapon?”
“Yes.”
“I was wrong. It is a weapon. In the wrong hands, it could—it could destroy everything.”
It’s been twelve years since the war ended. Ten years since Draco Malfoy was forced from the depths of his depression by a mother and friends who refused to let him die in peace. Six years since he became an Auror for all the wrong reasons.
And for the next month, he's been assigned to protect Hermione Granger as she completes her latest invention: a new type of time travel.
You can’t change what happened, she told him. There could be catastrophic effects, cascading like ripples in a pond. So when they find themselves at the centre of a dark conspiracy that leaves them trapped in a past he’s been running from his whole life, they need to find a way home without unravelling their future.
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- English
- Words:
- 157,581
- Chapters:
- 32/32
- Collections:
- 17
- Comments:
- 1,782
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- 4,626
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- 2,630
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- 248,820
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01 Aug 2026
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No Hard Feelings by ETL_Echo_Audiobooks, LucyHyde, malfoyesque, saintmlfy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Dec 2025
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Hermione’s ex is getting married. Everyone thinks she’s not over him. There’s only one way to make it clear that she is: take a date to his wedding.
The problem? The only person available is the last person she wants to fake it with.—----------------------------------------------------
She stared at him. “Why would you do that?”
Malfoy shrugged. “I’m single. I’m available in December—”
“—That’s an interesting way of saying ‘my family’s all in Azkaban and everyone else hates me’—”
“—Or maybe,” he interjected again. “I just really want a front row seat to this blowing up in your face.”- Language:
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- 10,021
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- 1/1
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- 4
- Comments:
- 428
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- 5,282
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- 1,159
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- 61,200
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30 Jul 2026
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20 Jul 2026
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[Podfic] Love and Other Historical Accidents By PacificRimbaud by meems_toanend
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Oct 2023
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[Summary]
Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy never intended to blow up their life's work, but that's rather what they've gone and done. Now they're trapped 200 years in the past, with a broken Time Turner, a missing snuff box, a handful of overly-eligible daughters, and a House-elf in a cable knit cardigan. It will require the combined power of their keen intellects to get them home, if they'd stop arguing long enough to use them.
As it turns out, history is just one damned accident after another.For fans of Harry Potter, Jane Austen, and Connie Willis, a historical romantic comedy all about time, and getting the hell out of it.
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A podfic recording of PacificRimbaud's Love and Other Historical AccidentsBookmarked by procrastific
15 Jul 2026
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From Wiltshire, With Love by MistressLynn for Misdemeanor1331, GeriatricPeepshow, janblues, MykEsprit, Pir_PirOmanka, Kayrinait, Shampoo_ish
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2021
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Hermione convinces Draco to spy for the Order and she becomes his handler. But what are his true motivations? Hard to say when he's still figuring that out himself.
WINNER: 2022 Top Dramione Fics on Reddit
4th Place Wartime
2nd Place BAMF!Hermione..............................................................
Draco cut her off. “You may have my wand, but you're not in control of the flow of information here. It’s not your life on the line.”
Granger bristled at his assertion. “My life is on the line every day.”
“So. Is. Mine.” He growled back. “Give me my fucking wand and don’t be so bloody obvious when you contact me.”
She narrowed her eyes. “I already told you I'd be more careful next time.”
She better be.
“One more thing.”
“What, Malfoy?” she snapped, still angry she hadn’t gotten the information she wanted.
He pointed his finger at her so she would understand how important this was. “You need to learn Occlumency. If you’re captured, I’m dead.”
She stared back in defiance. “We both are.”
He couldn’t argue with that.
She tossed his wand to the floor and Disapparated with a crack.
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- Part 1 of From Wiltshire, With Love
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 352,755
- Chapters:
- 86/86
- Collections:
- 78
- Comments:
- 12,437
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- 16,682
- Bookmarks:
- 7,924
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- 1,394,849
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13 Jul 2026
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This is an audiobook series for the Manacled Fanfiction by Senlinyu.
The audiobook is done by a team of people who love Manacled, we are known as Audiobook Warriors.Harry Potter is dead. In the aftermath of the war, in order to strengthen the might of the magical world, Voldemort enacts a repopulation effort. Hermione Granger has an Order secret, lost but hidden in her mind, so she is sent as an enslaved surrogate to the High Reeve, to be bred and monitored until her mind can be cracked.
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12 Jul 2026
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“Dudley’s daughter is magic.” He said, astonished by the very words. “She’s a witch.”
Petunia looked insulted. “She’s a Dursley!”Series
- Part 1 of there is time to kill today
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 76,258
- Chapters:
- 22/22
- Comments:
- 1,295
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- 4,323
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- 1,366
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- 102,865
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25 Jun 2026
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After splintering Dudley like glass with his you-know-what, Harry had escaped in the night without a backwards glance to the damage he'd done. Well, Harry could rot as far as Dudley was concerned. After all, what good had he ever done?
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Set after the Dementor attack in Order of the Phoenix
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24 Jun 2026
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This is the Dursley's time in hiding. Especially the moment the Dursleys finally find out what exactly Harry and his parents were fighting for.
A scene where Hestia and Dedalus get fed up with Petunia's and Vernon's attitude and set them straight about the Statute of Secrecy, some wizards trying to protect muggles and Voldemort being the leader of a group that wants to make Muggle hunting legal. Vernon and Petunia get it rubbed in what a miracle it is that Harry didn't join the dead eaters after how they have treated him.
envythenight wrote an amazing story about Dudley and what he experienced during the attack of the Dementors. But it stopped when the Dursleys went into hiding.
I highly recommend reading Dark is the Sky first, since this is borrowing a lot from that story, but the story is canon, so you can read this on its own too.
I expressed my wish to read how it would go on, and the wonderful envythenight encouraged me to write it myself. So here it is.
This was planned as a one shot, but I couldn't let it go, it didn't feel finished. But now it does, that's definitely it.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,367
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 43
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- 170
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- 42
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- 1,613
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24 Jun 2026
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Draco Malfoy has been missing for three years. Harry is assigned the cold case and finds himself slowly falling in love with the memories he collects.
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- Part 1 of Running on Air
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 74,880
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Collections:
- 18
- Comments:
- 5,945
- Kudos:
- 73,349
- Bookmarks:
- 23,852
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- 1,840,366
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23 Jun 2026
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 199,548
- Chapters:
- 36/36
- Collections:
- 204
- Comments:
- 13,675
- Kudos:
- 104,869
- Bookmarks:
- 32,041
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- 5,713,408
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23 Jun 2026