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    Splendour by

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

    27 Jul 2025

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    At the sound, Su She swings around, clutching his robe at the throat. Jin Guangyao stops short as he enters, taking in the foolish, maidenly tableau in front of him. Under the lamplight, the gold of his robes looks more exquisite than it is, a whole cloak of honeyed lamé.

     
    On the two-year anniversary of casting the Hundred Holes curse, Su She stays at Koi Tower.

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    26 Dec 2025

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    In Every Line of Code by

    Fandoms: The Social Network  

    12 Nov 2011

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    Mark's parents buy him Eduardo - a state-of-the-art, brand new, tailor made robotic best friend - for his birthday. The only problem is, Mark asked for a laptop.

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    28 Nov 2025

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    Just The Tip by

    Fandoms: Peacemaker (TV 2022)  

    01 Jun 2025

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    "So you want me to like, teach you how to fuck a chick. Hands-on."

    "It doesn't have to go that far," Adrian said, and the alcohol must have been hitting him more now because his face was a lot redder than before. "But at my age, people kind of expect you to be good at kissing and I've… never actually done that."

    "I'm gonna teach you," Chris decided aloud, full of resolve. "'Cus I'm your fuckin' friend, and I'm a pussy magnet. And if you can get even half– no– even a one-eighth of what I know, you'll be drowning in pussy, too."

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    Two idiots manipulate themselves into having sex with each other. But not real sex. Because it's just, like, practice.

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    02 Nov 2025

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    invasive species by

    Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025)  

    20 Aug 2025

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    Lex doesn't know what he finds more irritating; that his nemesis who he sometimes has casual sex with assumes he has every right to thoroughly interfere with a routine targeted assassination attempt against him, or that he would probably be just as invested if it happened to almost anyone else.

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    30 Oct 2025

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    Slutty Little Glasses by

    Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025)  

    28 Jul 2025

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    Clark Kent wasn’t special. There was nothing extraordinary about him at all. He was a simple farmboy from a small town. Lex had ensured that, ruling out every single other possibility before coming to the only reasonable conclusion: Clark Kent and Superman were sleeping together.

    They must be. Kent is the only journalist Superman will do interviews with, and one doesn’t get that kind of exclusivity unless something else is on the bargaining table. Well. Lex can bargain too.

    aka: Lex Luthor attempts to destroy Superman's connection to the press by seducing his boyfriend, the one and only Clark Kent.

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    27 Oct 2025