15 Works by proxybird

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    What if holy warriors Song Lan and Xiao Xingchen get bailed out of a tough ambush by unexpected help? If the teamwork's pretty good, why not keep him?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    234
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    159
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    Sometimes, even the Greatest of Demons needs to do chores.

    or: what the heroes of the Demon Hunting Bureau get up to in their downtime.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    517
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    148
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    What if the Librarian took a weird turn somewhere around the ancient Agatean tomes and ended up the the archive of the Demon Hunting Bureau?

    or: Zhao Yuanzhou gets a lesson in being a Great Ape.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    594
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    195
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    Lae'zel is slowly realizing that there really was no heterosexual explanation for the knife held to her throat the other night in camp, but, frustratingly, Shadowheart is in complete denial. Even more frustratingly, none of this matters because they have to work together to get out of the Underdark, through a Sharran temple, and back to Tav. Good luck.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,144
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1,522
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    Beneath these glittering lights a monster lurks.

    --

    or: Song Lan's very bad no good costume party experience

    Language:
    English
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    0
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    369
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    [art] A-Qing wants the largest pumpkin to carve. A-Qing has the fiercest pout. A-Qing gets what she wants.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    372
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    387
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    Climate change was conspiring to make Song Lan and Xue Yang's lives as difficult as possible. Not only had temperatures risen from ‘pleasant spring t-shirt weather’ to ‘hot as satan’s sweaty balls’ right before finals, to add insult to injury, their unfairly hot, unfairly oblivious new flatmate walked around the apartment in nothing but hotpants and an oversized t-shirt that kept slipping off to reveal an entirely to biteable collar bone.
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    It's summer. It's hot. Student housing places commune kid Xiao Xingchen in Xue Yang and Song Lan's 'technically-a-three-person-but-all-our-flatmates-miraculously-moved-out' apartment. Things get hotter.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    341
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    208
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    1,469
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    Co-parenting a child between different residences is hard in the best of circumstances. It’s even harder when the other parent is both infuriatingly clever and infuriatingly mean. To retaliate, Jiang Cheng will host Jin Ling’s thirteenth birthday at Lotus Pier.

    It does not go as planned.
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    Or: Jiang Cheng utterly fails to intimidate Jin Guangyao, Jin Ling has a great day, and the Jiang Sect Leader is finally seduced.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,024
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    599
    Bookmarks:
    77
    Hits:
    3,412
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    The first day of December, Meng Yao sends a picture of himself in nothing but barely-fitting booty short, one leg in the air in that ludicrously limber way of his and looking coyly over his shoulder at the camera.

    Underneath the picture, it says: 

    “Remember: don’t come until I say so! <3” 
    --
    Or: Meng Yao long-distance edges his boyfriend Lan Xichen until they can reunite on New Year's Eve.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,341
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1,173
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    “Do you want a slice?” Nie Huaisang asks. He moves the knife and catches the way Jiang Cheng’s eyes follow the reflection on the blade.

    “Oh.”

    Jiang Cheng swallows.

    “Yes.”
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    The Nie family places great importance in good kitchen equipment. Jiang Cheng finds out he has a thing for knives. Nie Huaisang indulges him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    659
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    606
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    Summary

    Xue Yang would swear, even under duress, that he wasn't doing it on purpose. His experiments just had the unfortunate tendency to be very, very combustible.
    Things in Xue Yang's vicinity just went 'bang' a lot.
    --
    Or: Xue Yang gets whipped, wrecked, and fucked, in that order, by a concerned Xiao Xingchen and with a little help from Song Lan.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,299
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    310
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    4,102
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    Guangyao tears his eyes from the screen and pulls out his most dazzling smile for his boyfriend.

    I'm not quite what you think I am and at this point I don't know how to tell you.

    --
    Or: trans Jin Guangyao idolises his new, perfect, CEO boyfriend Lan Xichen a little too much and agonises over meeting expectations. Xue Yang is there to kick his butt (and relieve some tension). Problems are solved eventually.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,321
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1,306
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    No, Crawly wasn’t much use with a sword. That part where he'd deliberately exaggerated his faulty grip and let the sword fly when demonstrating a swing had probably tipped the scales to "inept idiot, danger to himself and his surroundings". 

    So here he was, in his tiny office on one of the lowest floors of heaven. Crawly was one more cog in the heavenly bureaucracy and he liked it that way, thank you. 

    or: Crawly explores his empty office while everyone is off fighting in the celestial war and finds more than he bargained for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,351
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    86
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    If you’d ask Crowley – provided he had been plied by several litres of Romanée-Conti and feeling in a particularly confessional mood – what was worst about falling, he’d whisper: “Not being able to taste sssweetness anymore.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,291
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    315
    Bookmarks:
    57
    Hits:
    1,753
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    Sam had to admit that seeing Lucifer in his dreams hadn’t startled him nearly as much as it might have. He’d been seeing him for months now during his waking hours, frankly he was surprised he hadn’t shown up earlier.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,142
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    909

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