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competitive spirit (mini-comic) by pseudoanalytics for longestofshots
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
09 Aug 2021
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sakusa, on the topic of first kisses
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4 pg mini-comic for the 2021 sakuatsu exchange
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It's strange what things the body remembers. Some mornings, Atsumu feels like his has forgotten how to roll out of bed or cook a meal or take out the trash. Things he needs to do to survive. But if a volleyball came flying at his stomach right now—at midnight in this 7/11—he would rock back on his heels and sink low enough to launch it with a perfect ten-fingered set.
But then that thought gets stored away, like his kneepads (never worn) or his Olympic medal (lightly worn). Because the front door shifts open and admits another exhausted person desperate for late-night supplies.
"Omi," Atsumu says, like it hasn't been forever.
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a vaguely interactive mixture of fic, art, and html, where you too can experience the inherent romance of a big fat jerk and a too-blunt jerk attempting intimacy
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(this is the result of letting the sakuatsu brainworms really get to you...)
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Black Jackals teammates verify controversial relationship announcement by pseudoanalytics
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
04 Mar 2020
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Despite initial public skepticism, sources close to Miya Atsumu (#13) and Sakusa Kiyoomi (#15) insist the relationship is authentic and not a publicity stunt.
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the inherent romance of classical conditioning (or, the fine art of emotional recognition) by pseudoanalytics
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
26 Feb 2020
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It's stupid. Atsumu isn't a romantic, no matter how many times he's imagined laying Sakusa out and finally really touching him.
So there's no explanation for why Atsumu is constantly stuck thinking about brushing his fingertips against the meat of Sakusa's palms or the prominent tendons in his freaky wrists.
There's no explanation for why doing dishes sets off a warm burn in his ribcage, or why when he smells disinfectant he inhales like he's walking past a bakery.
Yer doin' this to me, he thinks furiously, as Sakusa derails his thoughts with kisses that come more and more frequently now. Yer conditionin' me, and I can't stop it.
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don't bother checking my work (i've never cared for math anyway) by pseudoanalytics
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
29 Sep 2019
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It isn’t until Shirabu’s back at LOCCENT that it really sinks in. Forty-eight wins? An impressive number, true, and a definite sign of Ushijima’s strength, especially compared to Tendou. But in anyone else, an unbalanced score like that would indicate a depressingly low chance of drift compatibility.
Drifting with Ushijima was simple statistically, but potentially deadly realistically. And drifting with Tendou? A veritable nightmare. If not for Washijou’s insistence, Shirabu would have dropped him long ago.
Still, something is calling to him. Something beyond numbers and data projections.
Because Ushijima may have knocked Tendou down forty-eight times. But that means there were forty-nine times he got back up.
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go ahead and start talking (i'll pick up the slack) by pseudoanalytics
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
23 Sep 2019
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Something wasn’t registering in Tendou’s mind, that much was clear. "Obviously he’s missing a few details," Wakatoshi said. "But he’s handsome. He’s in an ad. And he makes me think of you."
The smile Tendou gave him made him feel like he’d started speaking in English or had grown a second left arm.
"You’re something else!" Tendou laughed. His whole mouth was open again, letting Wakatoshi see straight down his throat. "You tried to describe me and you decided to say that I have perfect hair and a perfect face and I look like I stepped out of an ad!"
"Yes. Because it’s true," Wakatoshi said, and that shut Tendou right up.
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while i nodded, nearly napping (suddenly there came a tapping) by pseudoanalytics
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
30 Jul 2019
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Of course if there was one thing that could be counted on, it was Ushijima’s blunt, total honesty. “Do you think Tendou is attracted to me?”
Reon froze. “T-Tendou?”
“Yes.”
Tendou was notoriously hard to read, but Reon kind of figured that he wasn’t the type to be anything less than painfully overt with romantic affections.
“I... I don’t think you have anything to worry about. I think if Tendou was attracted to you, he would let you know,” Reon said. “I'd guess he just considers you his best friend.” He hoped his answer would satisfy whatever frenzy the guy had worked himself into so Reon could finally take advantage of his last precious hours of sleep.
But instead, Ushijima visibly deflated in front of him. “Yes. That’s what I thought too,” he said miserably.
Oh, Reon realized. Oh no...
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you're really pushing it (but you're going much too slowly) by pseudoanalytics
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
20 Jul 2019
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"Ow, my fingers." Tendou's face contorts into a mock expression of anguish, but there's too much amusement in his brows for Wakatoshi to be fooled. He doesn't let go and instead half-drags the blocker off to the side. But Tendou is not so easily thwarted.
"Wakatoshi-kun! Ow! That hurts!" he squawks evilly, playing dirty by getting Coach Washijou's attention.
"Ushijima! What are you doin' over there?"
Wakatoshi lets go like Tendou's hands are on fire. "Nothing. Sorry."
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buy one, get one free (two boyfriends in one) by pseudoanalytics
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies)
15 May 2018
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This brings Bruce to an absolute standstill, because never in all his wild theories and calculations of probabilities did he ever account for the idea that Thor might like him back.
Thor seems to realize this at the same time, and he leans toward Bruce with the caution one might use approaching a particularly skittish animal. "Banner. What were you going to do if I ever admitted I was fond of you?"
A wheeze rasps out of Bruce's throat. "I mean, I don't know, man. I didn't plan this out in advance. I never usually get this far."
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we’re pretty much the same (give or take a billion years) by pseudoanalytics
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
02 Feb 2018
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“Your favorites are usually so... disposable,” Topaz grits out.
The Grandmaster picks at a chipping blue nail, his mouth set grimly. “Oh, no. He’s... This is a fleeting thing. Don’t worry. He’ll be gone in a week or so.”
She nods, satisfied for now. “A week then.”
“Topaz... How long have we known each other? You really think anything, even this mystery, could keep me entertained for longer than that? He’ll be melted in a week.”
In retrospect, she doesn’t know why she ever believed him.
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K-2SO and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by pseudoanalytics
Fandoms: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016), Star Wars - All Media Types
13 Mar 2017
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K-2SO finishes yet another reboot and is forced to face the facts.
The only way out of this timeloop is 100% success: the completion of the mission and the survival of not only Cassian, but also Jyn Erso, the pilot, and the two guardians.
The problem? No one else remembers the previous loops.
K-2 isn't too worried.
His specialty is strategic analysis after all. He was made to solve this.