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    Riding high on a well-received flirtation attempt, Lance makes a confident claim: “I bet I could woo any alien, if I really wanted to.”

    “Hmmm… bet, huh?” Pidge’s eyes sharpen. “Alright, loverboy. You’re on.”

    Pidge chuckles, and Hunk looks like he’s about to start biting his nails, and when he glances over at Keith it’s not nearly enough warning for what’s about to happen.

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    30 Aug 2025

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    Fucking Keith was a lot like fighting with him, Lance found, and since they’d been having sex, their arguments were basically reduced to zero. They were on the same page more now than ever before. It made leading the team so much easier because when they did have a disagreement, they weren’t arguing about it in front of everyone else. Instead, they’d compromise, and then later, they’d fuck until they were finished being mad at each other.

    Personally, Lance thought it was a great solution.

    Except Keith was looking down at him now with the most intense expression Lance had ever seen, the most serious look on his face, the bright, soft, easy glint in his eyes that said—

    Suddenly, Lance wasn’t sure that they were fucking at all anymore.

    No, because it actually seemed like…

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    season 7 rewrite + friends with benefits/secret relationship klance

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    30 Aug 2025

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    Lance is on holiday in Cuba, visiting family. He stays out on the beach long after the rest of his family head back, but he soon finds he isn't alone. There's something in the water unlike anything he's ever seen before, and he immediately has to know more about it.

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    22 Oct 2024

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    Werewolf Lance who can't control himself during a full moon has started preemptively picking his targets for his monthly murders. Tonight is no different, until he grows attached to the handsome cowboy he meets at the bar. Fuck.

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    17 Oct 2024

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    “What the hell happened to you!?” Lance tries to scramble back but he’s trapped by the small space of the hospital bed and the wires attached to him. He places a hand on his chest, calming his beating heart, and wrinkling the hospital gown.

    He thinks the person is Keith but… but…

    There’s a large scar on Keith’s cheek that has never been there before. His hair is long and braided—much different from the usual mullet. And an unidentifiable uniform clings to his body, a mixture of dark blues and grays with a sash covering the front chest plate, completely different from their Paladin armor.

    Unashamed, Lance stares at him, mouth gaping like a fish. “Did the Galra invent an aging weapon? You look so old.”

    (Or, after a nasty attack during a Blade mission, Lance loses a decade’s worth of memories)

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    04 May 2024