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    “Look, I’ll be the distraction,” Agatha continued as if he hadn’t spoken. “You’ll be the muscle-” She cut herself off, eyeing his decidedly noodle-like arms with deep distaste. “Or not.”

    Billy raised an eyebrow, the one with the gay little slit in it.

    Agatha groaned and threw her hands up. “You’re the doer,” she finally announced. “And I’m the distraction. So you’re going to go get in there. And do.

    “Do what, exactly?”

    “...Crime?”


    OR: Rio is the proud owner of a bike shop, and Agatha is a petty crime lord with a penchant for small businesses.

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    06 Jan 2026

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    In the week since the bonfire incident (which she was absolutely not thinking about), she’d run into Rio approximately seventeen times.

    Not that she was counting.

    There was Tuesday, when Agatha had taken Nicholas to his first surf lesson. Rio had been teaching the advanced class, wetsuit clinging to her like a second skin, and Agatha had absolutely not watched her demonstrate proper form on the beach.

    (“Your coffee’s getting cold,” Wanda had said smugly.

    “Shit.”

    “And you’re drooling a little.”)


    OR: Agatha has a mid-life crisis and bails for LA. That’s what people did, right? Terrible breakup, mid-life crisis, pack up your sixteen-year-old kid and move to California. Completely reasonable sequence of events.

    Then start sleeping with the hot surfing instructor, royally fuck up keeping it casual, and try your damndest not to fall in love. Less reasonable sequence of events. But whatever.

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    06 Jan 2026

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    Eve is living in self imposed isolation along the coast. Oksana washes up one morning after a storm. Cue uneasy domesticity, secrets lives, and confessions in the rain à la Notebook (2004).

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    05 Jan 2026

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    “I’d give her two weeks. Maybe a month. An uncomfortable month. Or, I take her back to Philadelphia, give her a good meal, a snuggle, and an easy death, and she becomes a part of research that will better humanity. Not bad for a calf born in bumfuck, Pennsylvania.”

    “What do they call you at your lab,” Rio asked. She was standing with her hands on her hips and a wrinkle in her brow, “‘The Closer’, something like that?”

    “I want that calf,” Agatha said, her voice measured, even, “And the only thing standing between her and me right now is you."

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    After a calf with a rare congenital abnormality is born on an area farm, Agatha, a researcher, goes to collect. Unfortunately, the calf's owner is not exactly keen on giving her up.

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    04 Jan 2026

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    More than once does Agatha put her hand on Rio’s right thigh, trying to catch up to where the song is, and it makes her skin prickle. She can’t remember ever being this physically close to her, arm against arm, legs touching, crouched over a book like teenage school girls.
    On a scale of 1 to 10 - how hideous is it to fall in love with a married woman?

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    Rio takes a job as Agatha's nanny and house keeper for the winter. What she doesn't anticipate, is how hard she will fall for her.

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    03 Jan 2026