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@cowlesbian: rlly enjoying rotating ‘40y/o virgin rio vidal and 25y/o fuckboy agatha harkness’ around in my head. i’m plotting it out i promise
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Rio smiled thinly, no teeth. “Good afternoon. How will you waste my time today?”“I’ll be quick. I am beguiled by your stern ways. I think we should get to know each other.”
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- Part 1 of Like A Virgin
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15 Apr 2026
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Agatha leans in towards Rio, all attention on her, “I told them I’m going on a date tonight—”
“Ah, so there’s the line. You know, if you wanted to take me out, you could’ve just asked.”
Agatha glares at Rio for her stupid joke, “No need for all the excess—a photo of you will do, just so they know when I come home that I could date if I wanted to.”
“So you want a picture of me to convince everyone back home that you’re going on a date… instead of just going on a date?”
Agatha clicks and points at Rio, “Now you’re getting it.”
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Agatha needs to convince her son and her friends that she’s having the whirlwind vacation romance of a lifetime. Probably so they don’t think she’ll die alone. That’s where Rio (who she knows absolutely nothing about) comes in.
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14 Apr 2026
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nothing's free but falling out (that shit's easy, let me show you how) by alilbitgay
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
24 Dec 2024
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Agatha Ruth Harkness, senior lecturer on sexuality and power dynamics in colonial New England witch cults, had hit a gold mine. Four boxes of unexamined documents straight from her time period of expertise that she gets to be the first to decode. A research grant that will last through the spring semester, at least. A holiday break full of peace and quiet. The only problem was that she had suddenly been handed a bratty grad student who was probably going to steal her thesis right out from underneath her.
or: agatha plans to spend the holiday by herself. too bad rio's around, being endearing and unwillingly filling her with holiday cheer.
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13 Apr 2026
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The Tide That Calls You Home by Magnolie for plazadehahn2
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
07 Aug 2025
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“It’s nice,” she nods, taking a second piece before she begins to suck the juice off of her fingers, inserting each one individually into her mouth and releasing them with an audible pop that nearly sends Rio into a coma. Thank God, it’s too dark for Agatha to see the blush on her cheeks, thank God she can’t hear the ferocity with which Rio’s heart is desperately trying to break out of her ribcage.
Smuggling pirate captain Rio Vidal is down very bad for Agatha, the local tavern maid.
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01 Apr 2026
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i will write your name in the ruin of them by ifahy (hearttrender)
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
28 Nov 2024
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FBI detective Agatha Harkness has been relentlessly hunting a female serial killer known as “Lady Death,” whom she believes murdered her son, Nicholas.
What will she do when the Killer contacts her?
#agathario au; detective x serial killer.
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12 Feb 2026