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    Because the belief that Hobbits grew their babies in a cabbage patch had to come from somewhere.

    “What’s on your wrist, Bella?” Tauriel asked from her place at the dining table when Bél walked past her, nodding toward Bella’s right side.

    Bella frowned and looked down at her right hand and then her mouth fell open in shock. Printed on the inside of her wrist, directly underneath her palm, plain as daylight, was a circlet of lily-shaped blossoms connected by an emerald green vine.

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    18 Jul 2021

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    Neither Gandalf nor the Dwarves were prepared for the Hobbit they found at Bag-End. Gandalf is ready to retire back to Valinor, Thorin's hair is graying at a more rapid pace then ever before, and Bilbo's tongue is sharper than any sword could ever hope to be.

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    15 Apr 2021

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    On Bilbo Baggins' 35th birthday, he was expecting to spend another birthday alone remembering the days when Bag End wasn't so lonely, he wasn't expecting to spend it with 13 messy children.
    He may have lost his respectability, but gained his new family.

     

     

    “Really,” Bilbo muttered with a glare. It was after all, all Thrain's and Frerin's fault.

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    08 Jan 2021

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    Thorin does not like the idea of taking a gentle soul from the gentle hills that spawned him only to face certain death. He has too much weighing on him already and his people at least are of hardy Dwarfish stock.

    All Dwarves are born to be craftsmen and warriors, to wield both hammer and axe in service of their homes. They may be tinkers, toy makers, and untested youths now but that will change. The seeds of something greater lurks in each of them and is only waiting for the right chance to grow.

    It doesn’t occur to him until many months and miles will have gone by that the same could be said of their Halfling.

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    08 Jan 2021

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    For as long as Frodo could remember, his beloved Uncle Bilbo was known around the Shire for his shocking habit of disappearing for long periods of time. Bilbo never told anybody where he was going or when he expected to be back, and didn't seem to care what other people thought of such disrespectable inconstancy.

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    08 Jan 2021

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    It is a fact of life that once set outside their Mountains and far above ground, Dwarves have a terrible sense of direction. Poor Thorin Oakenshield.

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    07 Jan 2021

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    “Bed rest,” Óin says after a thorough examination. “And plenty of liquids. No arguments.”

    Bilbo makes one last-ditch attempt. “You are all overreacting.”

    Óin just looks at him severely.

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    07 Jan 2021

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    Hobbits do not, in general, have records of their time before the settling of the Shire. But some things are known. Some things are held as truth.

    One of those, held in the mind of every hobbit before they even have the words to define it, is that fauntlings must be protected at all costs.

    So when Bilbo wakes abruptly to a muffled crying, there's nothing for it.

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    07 Jan 2021

  9. Public Bookmark 33

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    It's about time they have a bath. Bilbo just wasn't expecting it to be in a lake, but nobody else seems to mind. As he struggles to get into the water, he has a little additional help from Bofur. Nobody said helping someone could be so dangerous.

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    07 Jan 2021

  10. Public Bookmark 32

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    “Erebor owes Bilbo a great debt for more than we can ever express Master Bard and his loss will be felt by all who call these halls home.”

    A cool breeze rushes past just then as if reacting to Fili’s words. Braids are pushed around playfully, beads clinking together in rhythm, and fresh air fills the stale corridors bringing with it life and hope to the ghosts longing for reprieve. Bard is not sure what awaits a hobbit after their earthly bodies retire, but he is certain it is warm and peaceful. It is what he hopes awaits the men in Lake-town and the dwarves standing before him battered and beaten by loss.

    “Then the world truly is lesser for his passing.”

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    07 Jan 2021

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    A fill for this Prompt on Livejournal http://hobbit-kink.livejournal.com/10731.html?thread=22360811#t22360811

    I found this post on tumblr: http://slywyn.tumblr.com/post/76642105785/smaug

    That's the prompt, basically. Bilbo taking care of a tiny Smaug who behaves like to most spoiled cat. Filler can take it anywhere, but a few possible directions are:

    1)an always-cat-sized Smaug tries to claim Erebor. Only instead of fire and death, all the dwarves have to contend with this pest that hisses tiny flames at anyone who gets too close to his gold-nest. Bilbo is in Erebor for (insert reason) and somehow turns out to be an excellent dragon wrangler

    2)Something turned normal Smaug into his tiny form (maybe the arkenstone is sentient and cursed Smaug?) but even though he's too small to do much damage, he's still nearly unkillable. He latches on to Bilbo, who is the most sympathetic to his weakened form

    though again, to be clear, those are only ideas. Literally the only thing really important to me here is Bilbo taking care of a cat-like Smaug. BONUS: include a scene of that third picture (where Bilbo is clipping Smaug's claws)

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    03 Jan 2021

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    For a Hobbit Kink Meme Prompt:

    Lets say that the term 'halfling' is an extreme insult to Hobbits.

    and during the Journey, Bilbo doesn't realise that the Dwarves don't know what the term actually means and doesn't understand why they are being so vulgar towards him.

    Lets also say that Gandalf was riding too far ahead or something and doesn't realise what's going on until dinner one night when he hears one of the dwarves (Bofur/Ori? Plz?) jokingly call Bilbo 'Halfling' and is furious.

    Gandalf:"BOFUR! Do NOT use that word in my presence again!"
    Dwarves:??

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    02 Jan 2021

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    Bilbo does not do well when it comes to dealing with spiders. And unexpectedly the Ri brothers are there to help. Movieverse, bookverse.

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    01 Jan 2021

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    Lobelia Sackville-Baggins is exactly the sort of person who thinks all problems can be solved with a good scolding and a clip around the ear hole.
    But the Dwarf who'd taken advantage of her cousins affections and sent her home in disgrace is hundreds of miles away. Oh well, an angry letter will have to suffice.

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    01 Jan 2021

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    The little boy, because he was nothing more in Bilbos eyes, looked at him with so much fear and terror that the hobbit took a fistful of his cardigan and pushed him back into his brothers arms.
    He didn't want to die, but he could pray that the others would escape while he distracted the monsters.

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    01 Jan 2021

  16. Public Bookmark 88

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    “I’ll take good care of him.” Bilbo promised, his hand caressing the familiar wood patterns of the walls that he’d loved since he was a babe.

    There was no reply, but a serenity filled Bilbo’s heart and he knew his promise had been heard and accepted with the same ease of Primula’s smile and Drogo’s laugh. He closed the door on the ghosts of his parents and the echo of Frodo’s and filled his lungs with fresh cool air before marching down to Frodo who was feeding his Pony, Coal, an apple.

    “Alright lad, are you ready for an adventure?” he asked and Frodo looked up at him with Primula’s eyes and Drogo’s shy smile.

    “I am.”

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    01 Jan 2021

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    The first time Frodo goes missing in Erebor, Thorin nearly declares war on the visiting delegations of men and elves in fear they hobbit-napped his nephew.

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    01 Jan 2021

  18. Public Bookmark 75

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    Frodo has always wondered why sometimes his uncle Bilbo looks so sad and so lost. He wonders why there's stretches of time where he won't even leave the bed. Someone finally spells it out for him.

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    01 Jan 2021

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    It started in Rivendell, where eyes followed Bilbo wherever he went. It happened again at Beorn's, and a third at Mirkwood. By the time they arrived at Bard's, Bilbo demanded an explanation.

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    01 Jan 2021

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    What happens when two best friends try to visit the dwarrow kingdom of Erebor, and one of those friends just happens to be a giant fire-breathing Drake of the North? Mayhem, magic, adventure, and love from a dragon’s perspective.

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    30 Dec 2020

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